1. Among what God has afflicted Marrakesh with
Is a small, effeminate hypocrite

2. Who has no occupation but to wag his buttocks
As if he were afemale camel in heat

3. No skilled worker fears his wrath
If he has a large awl

4. One day I met him panting like a dog
And he said “The soaring prices have exhausted me”

5. I said “Calm down, have the prices been deregulated?”
He said “What is already inflated cannot be further inflated”