1. Tell Jesus to watch his nose
His nose is weak from weakness

2. He hasn't slept since he was
Sticking his nose to the ceiling

3. So you see the ceiling was made
Crooked by his letter

4. Indeed, whoever opposes you, O Jesus
Is destined to lose his head

5. If you were to sniff the bull
With its horns and shade

6. It would fall into your nostril
And drown the people in half

7. If you were to see him riding while
Leaning on his elbow

8. You would see the nose in the saddle
And Jesus riding behind his nose