1. You have a friend, my friend,
Who's not worth a mustard seed.

2. You walk thinking he is right behind,
Turn and find the road empty.

3. And when he comes towards you hurriedly,
You'd think he was leaving from behind.

4. The length of his tiny steps
When he rushes is that of an ant.

5. He shakes in his place
As if he is an earthquake.

6. You compared him, or rather I compared
As if there's a connection between you two.

7. He embodies your traits of arrogance,
Humiliation, and stupidity.