1. A young man caught sight of his mother
As she was inserting a suppository

2. He asked, "What is this?" She replied
"It's to relieve some pressure in my bottom"

3. So he turned away, troubled
May God prolong his worries

4. He desires what she desires
He craves the same suppository

5. A man who inserts a suppository
During prayer or while fasting

6. Yet doesn't remove it, the fool
Until the optimal time

7. A camel that spied meat
And craved it once he smelled it

8. But saw the suppository and his desire
Was silenced, his senses numbed

9. Yet still he foolishly calls for it
Inviting what should be condemned

10. Of sacrilege and impiety
And abundant disgrace

11. Tell him, from me, you have indeed
Through your ignorance become a mother

12. Do not let this be your way, o man
A heavy burden upon your heart

13. The maker of suppositories must be sought
If you have swelling in your back