1. Al-Mubarrad wished that God would change
Every part of his body into a vagina

2. So grant him, O God of mankind, his wish
And leave him no hearing or sight

3. So he may spend dark, gloomy days
With every penis you see on a head, uncirumcised

4. Rather, if he had double his body parts
Of shamelessness, he still wouldn't be sated

5. Alas, his sickness has no cure
Or else make his whole body an ulcer and boil