1. I farted as we reached Akbar
So the sunset ships were confused

2. And I blew with the northern wind
No, I sent it southwards

3. I wiped a pisspot absentmindedly
And found it filled with wasps

4. It came to me, its belly
Boiling without a pot of raisins

5. So I boiled my eggs in its handle
And grilled my stick in its heat