1. وَشاعِرٍ عُجبُهُ مِنَ العَجَبِ

    يُكثِرُ مِن سَبِّنا بِلا سَبَبِ

    And a poet whose conceit is a marvel

    Heaps abuse on us without cause.

  2. وَهوَ إِذا ما اِختَبَرتُهُ شَرِهٌ

    يُعجِبُهُ أَكلُهُ عَلى الرُكَبِ

    And whenever I test him, he is a glutton;

    He delights in eating on his knees.

  3. يَحلِفُ لا يَدخُلُ العَصيبُ فَما

    مِنهُ إِذا لَم يَكُن مِنَ العَصَبِ

    He swears no sausage shall enter a mouth

    Of his unless it is made of sinew.

  4. إِذا التَقَت كَفُّهُ بِفاكِهَةٍ

    جَرَت إِلى المَوزِ لا إِلى الرُطَبِ

    When his palm encounters fruit,

    It darts toward bananas, not ripe dates.