1. هذا بريدٌ بارِدُ

    فيه المُوظف جَامدُ

    This is a cold post office;

    the employee in it is stiff.

  2. ومُديرُه ذُو لِحيَةٍ

    فيها لِقولِي شَاهِدُ

    And its manager has a beard,

    in which lies evidence for what I say.