1. عيوبٌ لابن مالكَ قد كفَتنى

    عَناءَ الذمِّ فيه والأهاجى

    Ibn Malik's faults have spared me

    the trouble of censuring him and composing lampoons.

  2. بلى قالوا له جارٌ جرىءٌ

    على نِسوان عمال الخراجِ

    Yes, they say he has a neighbor who is bold

    with the wives of the land-tax officials.

  3. وليس بطالبٍ منهنّ شيأ

    سوى طلب الديوك من الدَّجاجِ

    And he seeks nothing from them

    but what roosters seek from hens.

  4. له رمحٌ بأسفلِ حالبيْهِ

    يجيد الطعنَ في يوم الهياجِ

    He has a spear at the base of his two ureters;

    he excels at thrusting on the day of frenzy.

  5. وقد نقَهتْ عليه عِرسُ يحيَى

    على وجه التداوى والعلاجِ

    And Yahya's wife has recovered upon it,

    by way of healing and treatment,

  6. لأنَّ بها على ما قيل يَبْسا

    وأنّ صديقَها رطبُ المِزاجِ

    because she has dryness, so it is said,

    and her friend is moist in temperament.

  7. فحاز النَّيكَ رِحْمٌ فيلسوفٌ

    ببرهانٍ صحيحٍ واحتجاجِ

    Thus a philosophical womb won a fuck,

    by sound proof and argument.

  8. فلا تفْرِر بها شرقا وغربا

    فما أحدٌ من الحدثانِ ناجِ

    So do not flee with her eastward and westward,

    for no one escapes the vicissitudes of time.