تُحاجيني وَلَفظُكَ مِثلُ دُرّ

لِهُ مِن فِكرِكَ الواري نِصاحُ

You argue with me, your words like pearls

With sincere advice flowing from your thoughts

وَقِدحُكَ في العُلومِ هُوَ المُعَلّى

غَداةَ تُجالُ في النادي القِداحُ

And you excel in knowledge, the most eminent

In the mornings when cups are passed around the club

بِبَعلٍ كُلُّهُ ذِكرٌ صَحيحٌ

وَأُنثى كُلُّها فَرجٌ مُباحُ

With a husband who is wholly masculine

And a wife who is wholly licentious

وتُفضى هذِهِ وَيُجَبُّ هذا

وَلا تُؤذيهِما تِلكَ الجِراحُ

One spreads her legs, the other gets an erection

Yet those wounds do not hurt either of them