وَكانَ أَبو خالِدٍ مَرأَةً

إِذا باتَ مُتَّخِماً قاعِدا

Abu Khalid was a woman

When he sat drunk at night

يَضيقُ بِأَولادِهِ بَطنُهُ

فَيَخراهُمُ واحِداً واحِدا

His belly was too tight for his children

So he farted them out one by one

فَقَد مَلَأَ الأَرضَ مِن سَلحِهِ

خَنافِسَ لا تُشبِهُ الوالِدا

He filled the earth with his weaponry

Beetles that did not resemble their father