1. May God curse Jurjus al-Qunyata,

    and water his grave with shit and farts!

  2. One day I said to his buriers, “Answer me

    with an answer that increases my heart's delight:

  3. when you buried him in God's curse

    and laid the paving stones upon him,

  4. what did you do with his horn?” The people told me,

    “Listen—may your eminence never know decline:

  5. Its root remains in the earth, but

    its branch is now where the Pleiades hang.

  6. For every fornicator has had his wife,

    and everyone who loves sodomy has had his son.

  7. Men carved him as his father carved

    a rock, while he was as vigorous as a pampered camel,

  8. when he was not stooped and was simply

    like a fresh bough, appearing tall and straight.

  9. And his son gains through such carving only

    an utterly excessive heaviness within him.”

  10. O Yuhanna, O son of her whose clitoris is a tree trunk,

    and whose figure resembles a beating-stick!

  11. Her arse has a beard like a priest's beard,

    and her nape is scant-haired, plainly beardless.

  12. For she is more wanton than a she-cat, and sees every

    season that comes upon her as February.

  13. How often fornicators have drawn forth, with the shafts

    of their balls, the water of her womb!

  14. How often she enraged your father by being fucked

    in his presence, for free—enraging him utterly!

  15. How often her anklets jostled, inside

    his burrow as she was fucked, against her earrings!

  16. You claim medical skill—give orders to your mother's cunt, even if you

    rivaled Hippocrates in our age!

  17. O shit of the Jews on a Sabbath day,

    into which they mixed their vomit and snot!

  18. Rather, the monks' shit, after they dined

    on lentils with rusks crumbled into them!

  19. You are not one who strains wine at evening

    for a drinking companion, nor do you lay out a feast.

  20. No, nor are you among those generous Christians

    who never fold their carpet away from a drinking companion.

Sol 6.1