ودَّ المبردُ أنّ الله بدَّلهُ

من كلّ جارحةٍ في جسمهِ دُبُرا

Al-Mubarrad wished that God would change

Every part of his body into a vagina

فأعطِهِ يا إله الناس مُنْيتهُ

ولا تُبقِّ له سمعاً وبصرا

So grant him, O God of mankind, his wish

And leave him no hearing or sight

لكي يُقضِّي أوطاراً مُذمَّمةً

من كل عَرْدٍ ترى في رأسه عُجرا

So he may spend dark, gloomy days

With every penis you see on a head, uncirumcised

بل لو يكون له ضِعفا جوارحِهِ

من الفِقاح لما قضّى بها وطرا

Rather, if he had double his body parts

Of shamelessness, he still wouldn't be sated

هيهاتَ ثمّ غليلٌ لا شفاءَ لهُ

أو يُجْعَل الكلُّ منه فَقْحةً وحِرا

Alas, his sickness has no cure

Or else make his whole body an ulcer and boil