أتتْ من بَريدِيّنا ضَرطةٌ

تعلَّمها من بغال البريد

A fart came from our mailman

He learned it from the post office mules

وكان أبوه على شُقَّةٍ

فصَكَّ بها أذنَه من بعيد

His father lived in an alley

So he clapped his ears from afar

لقد هتكتْ ما أتى دونه

بحدٍّ حديدٍ وبأْسٍ شديد

It certainly disgraced what came before it

With an iron limit and severe might