1. قد سرق الشاش بليلٍ وما

    قدره الله فما يندفع

    The TV was stolen one night though

    What God decrees cannot be prevented

  2. الحمد لله الذي لم يكن

    شاشي على رأسي لما صفع

    Praise be to God that there was no

    TV on my head when it was bashed