1. وَصَاحِبٍ لا كَانَ مِنْ صَاحِبٍ

    أَخْلاقُهُ كَالْمِعْدَةِ الْفَاسِدَهْ

    And a companion—may such a companion never exist!

    His character is like a diseased stomach.

  2. أَقْبَحُ مَا فِي النَّاسِ مِنْ خَصْلَةٍ

    أَحْسَنُ مَا فِي نَفْسِهِ الْجَامِدَهْ

    The ugliest trait found among people

    Is the best in his unfeeling soul.

  3. لَوْ أَنَّهُ صُوِّرَ مِنْ طَبْعِهِ

    كَانَ لَعَمْرِي عَقْرَباً رَاصِدَهْ

    If he were given form according to his nature,

    He would, by my life, be a scorpion lying in wait.

  4. يَصْلُحُ لِلصَّفْعِ لِكَيْلا يُرَى

    فِي عَدَدِ النَّاسِ بِلا فَائِدَهْ

    He is good for slapping, lest he appear

    Among the ranks of people without a use.

  5. يَغْلِبُهُ الضَّعْفُ وَلَكِنَّهُ

    يَهْدِمُ فِي قَعْدَتِهِ الْمَائِدَهْ

    Weakness overcomes him, yet he

    Demolishes the table in a single sitting.

  6. يُرَاقِبُ الصَّحْنَ عَلَى غَفْلَةٍ

    مِنْ أَهْلِهِ كَالْهِرَّةِ الصَّائِدَهْ

    He watches the platter, unnoticed

    By its diners, like a hunting cat.

  7. كَأَنَّمَا أُظْفُورُهُ مِنْجَلٌ

    وَبَيْنَ فَكَّيْهِ رَحىً راعِدَهْ

    As though his fingernail were a sickle,

    And between his jaws a thundering millstone.

  8. كَأَنَّمَا الْبَطَّةُ فِي حَلْقِهِ

    نَعَامَةٌ فِي سَبْسَبٍ شَارِدَهْ

    As though the duck in his throat

    Were an ostrich running wild across a barren plain.

  9. تَسْمَعُ لِلْبَلْعِ نَقِيقاً كَمَا

    نَقَّتْ ضَفَادِي لَيْلَةٍ رَاكِدَهْ

    You hear a croaking as he swallows, just as

    Frogs croak on a still night.

  10. كَأَنَّمَا أَنْفَاسُهُ حَرْجَفٌ

    وَبَيْنَ جَنْبَيْهِ لَظىً وَاقِدَهْ

    As though his breaths were an icy gale,

    And between his sides a blazing fire.

  11. وَيْلُمِّهِ إِذْ مَخَضَتْ هَلْ دَرَتْ

    أَنَّ الرَّدَى فِي بَطْنِهَا الْعَاقِدَهْ

    Woe to his mother! When she labored, did she know

    That death lay in her pregnant belly?

  12. تَبَّاً لَهَا شَنْعَاءَ جَاءَتْ بِهِ

    مِنْ لَقْحَةٍ فِي فَقْحَةٍ كَاسِدَةْ

    Damn her, the hideous woman who bore him

    From an impregnation in a worthless anus.

  13. لا رَحْمَةُ اللهِ عَلَى وَالِدٍ

    غَمَّ بِهِ الدُّنْيَا ولا وَالِدَهْ

    May God's mercy not rest upon a father

    Who afflicted the world with him, nor upon a mother.