1. قل لابن عبدانَ الدنىِّ الدُّون

    وُزِّرتَ من دوني وقدرُك دوني

    Say to Ibn Abdan, the lowly and base:

    You were appointed vizier instead of me, though your worth is beneath mine.

  2. ألَخطِّك الملعونِ أم لكلامك ال

    ملحونِ أم لعجَانِك الَمطعُونِ

    Was it for your accursed handwriting, or for your speech—

    ungrammatical—or for your pierced perineum?