1. قيل إن الوزير قد قال شعراً

    يجمع الجهل شملهُ ويعمه

    They say the vizier has composed a poem

    that gathers ignorance whole and crowns it with a turban.

  2. ثم أخفاه فهو كالهر يخرا

    في زوايا البيوت ثم يطمه

    Then he hid it—for he is like a cat that shits

    in the corners of houses, then covers it over.

  3. ليتني كنت حاضراً حين يروي

    ه فأفسو في راحتي وأشمه

    If only I had been present when he recited

    it—so I could fart into my palm and make him smell it.