1. قل للأمير المرتجى

    من جاءني فقد نجا

    Tell the prince in whom hopes are placed:

    Whoever comes to me escapes unharmed;

  2. ومن أبي فذقنه

    في عصعصي قد لججا

    and whoever refuses—his chin

    has plunged deep into my tailbone,

  3. يسبح في بحر خرا

    إذا جرى تموجا

    swimming in a sea of shit

    that billows when it flows.

  4. وها هنا حكمٌ إذا

    كوى لحاهم أنضجا

    And here is a judge who, when

    he sears their beards, cooks them through.

  5. ومن لم يجئ فذقنه

    في است الذي استدعي فجا

    And whoever does not come—his chin

    has split its way into the summoned man's ass.

  6. فقل لمن لجج في

    جوابه أو مجمجا

    So tell whoever is stubborn in

    his reply, or mumbles:

  7. سبالك المحفوف قد

    حرك مني مخرجا

    Your close-trimmed moustache has

    stirred an outlet of mine,

  8. مؤزراً بالجعس في

    حافاته مصهرجا

    girdled with shit and, along

    its edges, plastered over.

  9. فيه خراً معتقٌ

    كالبن حين كرجا

    In it is aged shit,

    like coffee when it grows moldy.

  10. تدفعه مقعدتي

    بعد العشا ملهوجاً

    My backside pushes it out

    after supper, half-cooked,

  11. من قبل أن تطبخه

    طبيعتي فينضجا

    before it is cooked by

    my constitution and becomes well done,

  12. من كل من سرمي إلى

    لحيته قد التجا

    from everyone to whom my arsehole

    has turned for refuge in his beard.

  13. عاشرت باستي ذقنه

    فامتزجا وازدوجا

    I consorted with his chin using my ass,

    so the two mingled and coupled,

  14. وصعدا ونزلا

    ودخلا وخرجا

    and rose and fell,

    and went in and came out.

  15. ولن ترى أحسن من

    ذقنٍ تواخى شرجا

    And you will never see anything finer than

    a chin that has made an anus its brother.