ضرطت ونحن بعكبرا

ضرطت ونحن بعكبرا

فتشوشت سفن الغروبِ

فتشوشت سفن الغروبِ

She farted while we were at Ukbara,

I farted as we reached Akbar

so the ships of sunset were thrown into disarray.

So the sunset ships were confused

وفست على ريح الشما

وفست على ريح الشما

ل فألحقتها بالجنوبِ

ل فألحقتها بالجنوبِ

And she farted silently upon the north-

And I blew with the northern wind

wind, sending it to join the south wind.

No, I sent it southwards

ومسحتُ مبقلةً استها

ومسحتُ مبقلةً استها

فوجدتها ألفي جريب

فوجدتها ألفي جريب

And I surveyed a vegetable plot—her arse—

I wiped a pisspot absentmindedly

and found it to be two thousand jaribs.

And found it filled with wasps

جاءت إلي وجوفها

جاءت إلي وجوفها

يغلي ولا قدرُ الزبيب

يغلي ولا قدرُ الزبيب

She came to me, her belly

It came to me, its belly

boiling as no pot of raisins could.

Boiling without a pot of raisins

فسلقت بيضي في آستها

فسلقت بيضي في آستها

وشويت في حرها عسيبي

وشويت في حرها عسيبي

So I boiled my eggs in her arse,

So I boiled my eggs in its handle

and roasted my palm stalk in her cunt.

And grilled my stick in its heat