1. قُل لِقاضي الفُسوقِ والإدبارِ

    عَضُدِ البُلهِ عُمْدَةِ الفُجّارِ

    Say to the judge of vice and misfortune,

    support of fools, mainstay of the wicked,

  2. والذي قد غَدا سَفينةَ جَهْلٍ

    وَلَهُ مِن قُرونهِ كالصّواري

    who has become a ship of ignorance,

    with his horns like masts:

  3. لكَ أشكو من زَوْجة صَيَرتني

    غائباً بَيْنَ سائرِ الحُضّارِ

    To you I complain of a wife who has made me

    absent among all those present.

  4. غَيّبتني عَلَيَّ ما أطمَعَتني

    فأنا اليومَ مُفْكِرٌ في انتظاري

    She hid me from myself through what she made me crave;

    so today I ponder as I wait.

  5. غِبتُ حتّى لو أنّهم صَفَعوني

    قلتُ كفّوا باللهِ عن صَفْعِ جاري

    I was so absent that, if they slapped me,

    I would say, 'For God's sake, stop slapping my neighbor!'

  6. فَنَهاري منَ البّلادةِ ليلٌ

    في التساوي الليلُ مثلُ النّهارِ

    My day, from sheer dullness, is night;

    in their sameness, night is just like day.

  7. دارَ رأسي عن بابِ داري فبالل

    هِ اخبِروني يا سادتي أينَ داري

    My head turned away from my doorway; so, by

    God, tell me, my lords, where is my house?

  8. مَلَكتني عيارةً وعياراً

    حينَ زادَتْ بالدردَبيسِ عياري

    She mastered me, a she-rogue and a he-rogue,

    when she increased my measure with calamity.

  9. أينَ مُخُّ الجمالِ من طبعِ مُخِّي

    في التّساوي وأينَ مُخُّ الحمارِ

    How do camels' brains compare with the nature of mine

    in equality—and what of a donkey's brain?

  10. غَفَرَ الله رُبّما رُحتُ للبح

    رِ منَ البردِ أصطّلي بالنّارِ

    God forgive me! Sometimes I went to the

    sea to warm myself by fire against the cold.

  11. وَتَجرَّدت للسبَّاحةِ في الآ

    ل لِظَنّي بهِ الزُّلالَ الجاري

    And I stripped to swim in a

    mirage, thinking it clear, flowing water.

  12. ولكم قد عَصَبْتُ رجلي لرؤيا

    أوطأتني حُلماً على مِسْمارِ

    How often I have bandaged my foot because of a dream

    that made me tread upon a nail in my sleep!

  13. وَلَكم رُمتُ قَلعَ ضِرْسٍ ضَروب

    بعدما ضَرَّ غاية الأضرار

    How often I sought to pull a throbbing molar

    after it had caused the utmost harm,

  14. فإذا بي قَلَعْتُ بعدَ عَنائي

    وأجتهاديِ القويَّ من أزراري

    only to find I had pulled out, after all my toil

    and exertion, the sturdy one among my buttons!

  15. وَرَحىً جُزتُها لِطَحنٍ فما زِلْ

    تُ ضَلالا أدورُ حولَ المدارِ

    I passed through a mill for grinding, and kept

    circling in confusion around its track,

  16. وأُنادي وَقَدْ سَئِمتُ منَ الرَّك

    ضِ تُرى أَينَ مُنْتَهى مِضْمارِي

    and calling out, tired of

    running: 'I wonder, where does my racecourse end?'

  17. أنا أَختارُ لو قَعَدْتُ منَ الجَه

    د ولكن أَمشي بِغَيْرِ اختياري

    I would prefer to sit down from

    exhaustion, but I walk against my will.

  18. أنا أنسى أَنّي نَسيتُ فلا يَخْ

    شى مُسِري أذاعةَ الأَسرارِ

    I forget that I have forgotten, so one

    who confides in me need not fear his secrets being spread.

  19. أنا سَطلُ الشّرايِحيِّ بِما أو

    دعتُ من عجّةٍ ومن إنزارِ

    I am the meat-seller's pail, for what has been put

    into me of omelet and inzār.

  20. وَلَكَمْ قد رأيتُ في الماءِ شيخاً

    وهو جاثٍ في الحبِّ كالعبارِ

    How often I have seen an old man in the water,

    crouching in the water jar like a ferryman.

  21. شيخُ سوءٍ كالثلج ذَقناً ولكن

    وَجهُهُ في سوادِهِ كالقار

    A wicked old man, snow-white of beard, yet

    his face as black as pitch.

  22. أشبَهُ النّاسِ بي وَقَد يشبه التّي

    سُ أخاهُ في حَومةِ الجزّارِ

    He resembled me most of all; a

    he-goat may resemble his brother in the butcher's yard.

  23. صاحَ مِثلي أذْ صِحتُ مِنه عِناداً

    بأنتِهارٍ يا صاح مثلَ انتهارِ

    He shouted like me when I shouted defiantly at him,

    with a scolding, my friend, like my own scolding.

  24. فأعتَراني رُعْبٌ وَناديتُ ما كُنْ

    تُ إخالُ اللصوصَ في الأَزيارِ

    Terror seized me, and I cried, 'I never

    imagined thieves in water jars!'

  25. لَمْ يَغِظني مِنهُ سوى أنّهُ عَبَّ

    سَ مثلي وافتَرَّ مثلَ افتراري

    Nothing about him angered me except that he

    frowned like me, and grinned just as I grinned.

  26. أينَ تُرسي وأين دِرعي الحقيني

    أمَّ عمروٍ بِصارمي البتّارِ

    Where is my shield? Where is my armor? Bring me,

    Umm ʿAmr, my sharp, cleaving sword!

  27. إنْ أَمُتْ كُنْتُ في الغزاةِ شهيداً

    أو أعشْ كُنتُ أشطرَ الشطّار

    If I die, I shall be a martyr among the warriors;

    or if I live, I shall be the craftiest of rogues.

  28. ثُمَّ أَثخَنْتُ ذلكَ الزّيرَ ضَرْباً

    بحُسامي حتّى هوى لانكسارِ

    Then I dealt that water jar grievous blows

    with my sword, until it fell and shattered.

  29. فَجَرى الماءُ فأختَشَيْتُ وإلاّ

    كُنْتُ أقفو الآثارَ في التيار

    The water flowed out, and I took fright; otherwise

    I would have followed the tracks in the current.

  30. أنا كالبانِ في قوامِيْ وإنْ أف

    ردْتَني كُنْتُ في التّهارش ضَاري

    I am like a bān tree in stature, but if you

    single me out, I would be fierce in snarling fights.

  31. أنا مثلُ الخَروف قُرناً وإنْ أس

    قَطْتَ فائي أُعَدُّ في الأَقذار

    I am like a ram in horns, but if you

    drop my fāʾ, I am counted among filth.

  32. أنا تيسيرُ ما يقادُ بحذف ال

    ياءِ والرَاءِ حالة الإعسارِ

    I am 'ease' (taysīr)—a goat to be led if you delete the

    yāʾ and rāʾ in times of hardship.

  33. أنا لو رُمتُ للعلاجِ طَبيباً

    ما تَعَدَّيتُ دكّةَ البيطارِ

    If I sought a doctor to treat me,

    I would go no farther than the veterinarian's bench.

  34. بعدَما كُنْتُ منْ ذَكائِي أَدري

    أنَّ بَابي من صَنْعَةِ النّجارِ

    After I had known, through my cleverness,

    that my door was the work of a carpenter,

  35. أحزِرُ البيضَ قبلَ أنْ يكسروهُ

    أنَّ فيهِ البياضَ فوقَ الصّفَار

    I can guess, before they crack an egg,

    that inside it the white lies above the yolk.

  36. وَبِعَيْني نَظَرتُ كوزَ زُجاجٍ

    كانَ عِندي أو هي منَ الفخّارِ

    And with my own eyes I saw a glass jug

    that I had—or perhaps it was earthenware.

  37. وكثيرٌ مِنّي على شيبِ رأسي

    حِفظُ هذي الأشياءِ مثلَ الصِّغارِ

    It is quite a feat for me, gray-headed as I am,

    to remember these things as children do.