1. أَشكو إِلى اللَهِ حَماتي فَما

    يَعلَمُ ما لاقَيتُ مِنها سِواه

    I complain to God of my mother-in-law, for no one

    Knows what I have suffered from her except Him.

  2. عَجوزُ سوءٍ لَو رَأَت قودَةً

    في النسرِ طارَت بِجَناحَي قَطاه

    A wicked old woman—if she saw a chance for pimping

    In the Vulture star, she would fly on a sandgrouse’s wings.

  3. تَقولُ لِلبِنتِ الطَمي خَدَّهُ

    وَلا تَهابيهِ وَصُكّي قَفاه

    She tells her daughter, “Slap his cheek,

    And do not fear him; strike the back of his neck.

  4. وَلَيَّني بِالمُخِّ أَخلاقَهُ

    وَضَمّخي لِحيَتَهُ مِن حَراه

    And soften his temper with marrow,

    And smear his beard with his excrement.

  5. وَباهِتيهِ إِن رَأى ريبَةً

    وَابكي وَسُبّيهِ وَسُبّي أَباه

    And confront him with lies if he sees anything suspicious,

    And weep, and curse him, and curse his father.”

  6. وَاللَهِ لا أُفلِحُ ما عُمِّرَت

    قُل لي مَتى أَفلَحَ صاحِبُ حَماه

    By God, I shall not prosper as long as she lives.

    Tell me: when has a man with a mother-in-law ever prospered?