1. إذا قالَ ما رِدْفي وشعري أجبتُهُ

    كثيبٌ مهيلٌ فوقَهُ حيَّةٌ تسعى

    When he asks what my rump and my hair are like, I answer him:

    A dune of shifting sand, with a serpent slithering atop it.

  2. وإنْ قالَ هل ترعى عذاري مُوَرِيَّاً

    أقولُ لهُ إيْ والذي أخرجَ المرعى

    And if he asks, “Does she graze upon my cheek-down?”—speaking in double entendre—

    I tell him, “Yes—by Him who brought forth the pasture!”