1. وقالتْ حلَقْتُ الكُسَّ منّي بنَوْرَةٍ

    فقُلْتُ لها اسْتَنْصَرْتِ مَنْ ليسَ يَنْصُرُ

    And she said, “I shaved my cunt with depilatory lime.”

    So I told her, “You sought help from one who gives no help.

  2. ألا فابْلِغي عنّي فديْتُكِ واصْدُقي

    محَلِّقَ ذاك الكُسِّ أنّي مقصِّرُ

    Now tell, on my behalf—may I be your ransom, and speak truly—

    the shaver of that cunt that I am a trimmer.”