1. أَلا أَبلِغا عَنّي الإِمامَ رِسالَةً

    رِسالَةَ ناءٍ عَن جَنابَيهِ شاحِطِ

    Hear! You two, convey a message from me to the Imam,

    a message from one far away, remote from his presence:

  2. بِأَنَّ اِبنَ وَهَبٍ حينَ يَشحَجُ شاحِجٌ

    يُمِرُّ عَلى القِرطاسِ أَقلامَ غالِطِ

    that Ibn Wahb, whenever a braying beast brays,

    runs a blunderer's pens across the paper.

  3. أَحَبَّ بِغالَ البُردِ حُبّاً مُداخَلاً

    يُكَلِّفُهُ إِثباتَها في الشرائِطِ

    He loved the postal mules with a deep-seated love,

    which obliges him to record them in the stipulations.

  4. وَلَولا أَميرُ المُؤمِنينَ لَأَصبَحَت

    أُيورُ بِغالِ البُردِ حَشوَ الخرائِطِ

    And were it not for the Commander of the Faithful,

    the postal mules' penises would have become stuffing for the bags.