1. وَبُرهانُ بارِدَةُ المَطبَخِ

    وَحَمّامُها واسِعُ المَسلَخِ

    And Burhan’s kitchen is cold,

    And her bathhouse’s changing room is spacious.

  2. وَإِنَّكَ لَو نِكتَها نَيكَةً

    لَأَفضَيتَ مِنها إِلى بَربَخِ

    And indeed, if you fucked her once,

    You would pass from her into a drainpipe.

  3. وَلَو كَشَفَت لَكَ عَن فَرجِها

    لَأَبصَرتَ ميلَينِ في فَرسَخِ

    And if she uncovered her vulva for you,

    You would see two miles within a parasang.