1. وَهَبتَ لَنا يا فَتى مِنقَرٍ

    وَعِجلٍ وَأَكرَمَهُم أَوَّلا

    You gave us, O young man of Minqar

    and ʿIjl, foremost among them in nobility,

  2. وَأَبسَطَهُم راحَةً في النَدى

    وَأَرفَعَهُم ذِروَةً في العُلا

    and the most open-handed of them in generosity,

    and the loftiest of them in the heights of glory,

  3. عَجوزاً قَدَ اَورَدَها عُمرُها

    وَأَسكَنَها الدَهرُ دارَ البِلى

    an old beast, brought low by her years,

    and lodged by time in the abode of decay;

  4. سَلوحاً تَوَهَّمتُ أَن الرِعا

    ءَ سَقَوها لِيُسهِلَها الحَنظَلا

    a creature with the runs—I imagined that the shepherds

    had made her drink colocynth to purge her.

  5. وَأَجدَبَ مِن ثَورِ زِرّاعَةٍ

    أَصابَ عَلى جوعِهِ سُنبُلا

    And leaner than a ploughing ox

    that found ears of grain in his hunger;

  6. وَأَزهَدَ مِن جيفَةٍ لَم تَدَع

    لَها الشَمسُ مِن مَفصَلٍ مَفصَلا

    and less desirable than a carcass of which

    the sun has left not one joint intact;

  7. وَأَضرَطَ مِن أُمِّ مُبتاعِها

    إِنِ اِقتَحَمَت بُكرَةً حَرمَلا

    and more flatulent than her buyer's mother,

    if she gulps wild rue early in the morning.

  8. فَلَو تَأكُلُ الزُبدَ بِالنِرسِيانِ

    وَتَدَّمِجُ المِسكَ وَالمَندَلا

    Even if she ate butter with Nirsiyan dates

    and absorbed musk and mandal aloeswood,

  9. لَما طَيَّبَ اللَهُ أَرواحَها

    وَلا بَلَّ مِن عَظمِها الأَنحَلا

    God would not sweeten her odors,

    nor moisten the most wasted of her bones.

  10. وَضَعتُ يَميني عَلى ظَهرِها

    فَخِلتُ حَراقِفَها جَندَلا

    I laid my right hand on her back

    and thought her hipbones were rocks;

  11. وَأَهوَت شِمالي لِعُرقوبِها

    فَخِلتُ عَراقيبَها مِغزلا

    and my left hand reached down toward her hock,

    and I thought her hocks a spindle.

  12. وَقَلَّبتُ أَليَتَها بَعدَ ذا

    فَشَبَّهتُ عُصعُصَها مِنجلا

    I turned over her fat tail after that,

    and likened her tailbone to a sickle.

  13. فَقُلتُ أَبيعُ فَلا مَشرَباً

    أُرَجّي لَدَيها وَلا مَأكَلا

    So I said: Shall I sell her? For no drink

    do I hope for from her, nor any food.

  14. أَمَ اَشوي وَأَطبُخُ مِن لَحمِها

    وَأَطيبُ مِن ذاكَ مَضغُ السَلا

    Or shall I roast and cook some of her flesh?

    Yet chewing afterbirth is tastier than that.

  15. أَمَ اَجعَلُ مِن جِلدِها حَنبلاً

    فَأَقذِر بِحَنبَلِها حَنبَلا

    Or shall I make a fur cloak from her hide?

    How filthy a fur cloak hers would be!

  16. إِذا ما أُمِرَّت عَلى مَجلِسٍ

    مِنَ العُجبِ سَبَّحَ أَو هَلَّلا

    Whenever she is led past a gathering,

    in wonder they glorify God or proclaim His oneness.

  17. رَأَوا آيةً خَلفَها سائِقٌ

    يَحُثُّ وَإِن هَروَلَت هَروَلا

    They see a marvel, with a drover behind her

    urging her on; if she trots, he trots too.

  18. وَكُنتَ أَمَرتَ بِها ضَخمَةٌ

    بِلَحمٍ وَشَحمٍ قَد اِستَكمَلا

    You had ordered her to be stout,

    with flesh and fat both fully filled out;

  19. وَلَكِنَّ رَوحاً عَدا طَورَهُ

    وَما كُنتُ أَحسَبُ أَن يَفعَلا

    but Rawh overstepped his bounds,

    and I had not thought he would do so.

  20. فَعَضَّ الَّذي خانَ في أمرِها

    مِنِ اِستِ اُمِّهِ بَظرَها الأَغرَلا

    So may the man who cheated in her affair bite

    his mother's uncircumcised clitoris from her arse!

  21. وَلَولا مَكانُكَ قَلَّدتُهُ

    عِلاطاً وَأَنشَقتُهُ الخَردَلا

    But for your standing, I would have hung around his neck

    a halter, and made him inhale mustard.

  22. وَلَولا اِستِحائيكَ خَضَّبتُها

    وَعَلَّقتُ في جيدِها جُلجُلا

    And but for my deference to you, I would have dyed her

    and hung a bell around her neck,

  23. فَجاءَتكَ حَتّى تَرى حالَها

    فَتَعلَمُ أَنّي بِها مُبتَلى

    so she would come to you, that you might see her state

    and know that I am afflicted with her.

  24. سَأَلتُكَ لَحماً لِصُبيانِنا

    فَقَد زِدتَني فيهِمُ عَيِّلا

    I asked you for meat for our little children,

    yet you have added another dependent for me among them.

  25. فَخُذهَا وَأَنتَ بِنا مُحسِنٌ

    وَما زِلتَ بي مُحسِناً مُجمِلا

    So take her back, and you will be doing us a kindness;

    and you have always been kind and gracious to me.