1. وَأَحمَقٍ ذي لِحيَةٍ

    كَبيرَةٍ مُنتَشِرَه

    And a fool with a beard,

    huge and sprawling:

  2. طَلَبتُ فيها وَجهَهُ

    بِشِدَّةٍ فَلَم أَره

    I sought his face within it

    with great effort, but could not see it.

  3. مَعرِفَةٌ لَكِنَّهُ

    أَصبَحَ فيها نَكِرَه

    A man well known, yet he

    became unknown within it.

  4. ثَورٌ غَدا أُعجوبَةً

    بِلِحيَةٍ مُدَوَّرَه

    A bull who became a marvel

    with a rounded beard.

  5. لَو كانَ ذاكَ الثَورُ عِج

    لاً عَبَدَتهُ السَمَرَه

    Had that bull been a calf,

    the Samaritans would have worshipped him.

  6. تَبّاً لَها مِن لِحيَةٍ

    كَبيرَةٍ مُحتَقَرَه

    Damn it, what a beard—

    huge and contemptible!

  7. عَظيمَةٍ لَكِنَّها

    لَيسَت تُساوي بَعَرَه

    Enormous, yet

    not worth a pellet of dung.

  8. كَم قَريَةٍ لِلقَملِ في

    حافاتِها وَمَقبُرَه

    How many villages for lice lie in

    its fringes, and how many graveyards!

  9. يُقسَمُ عُشرُ عُشرِها

    يَكفي رِجالاً عَشَرَه

    A tenth of a tenth of it, shared out,

    would suffice for ten men.

  10. يَحسُدُها الخِنزيرُ إِذ

    يُبصِرها مُنتَشِرَه

    The pig envies it when

    it sees it sprawling,

  11. وَيَشتَهي لَو أَنَّهُ

    يَملِكُ مِنها شَعَرَه

    and wishes that it

    owned a single hair of it.

  12. قَد نَبَتَت في وَجهِهِ

    فَوقَ عِظامٍ نَخِرَه

    It has grown upon his face,

    over rotting bones,

  13. بارِدَةً ثَقيلَةً

    مُظلِمَةً مُنكَدِرَه

    cold and heavy,

    dark and murky,

  14. كَأَنَّها سَحابَةٌ

    فَوقَ البِلادِ مُمطِرَه

    as though it were a cloud

    raining over the land.

  15. ماكانَ قَطُّ رَبُّها

    مِنَ الكِرامِ البَرَرَه

    Its owner was never

    among the noble and righteous.

  16. قَد تَرَكَت حامِلَها

    مِنها بِحالٍ مُنكَرَه

    It has left its bearer

    in an appalling state because of it.

  17. إِذا خَطَت أَقدامُهُ

    كانَت بِها مُعَثَّرَه

    Whenever his feet take steps,

    they are tripped up by it.

  18. وَإِن مَشى رَأَيتُ فَو

    قَ الأَرضِ مِنها غَبَرَه

    And if he walks, I see above

    the ground the dust it raises.

  19. أُصولُها قَد رُوِّيَت

    مِن ريقِهِ بِالعَذِرَه

    Its roots have been drenched

    with his spittle and excrement.

  20. وَقَد أَتَت خَبيثَةً

    مُنتِنَةً مُستَقذَرَه

    And it has emerged filthy,

    stinking and repulsive,

  21. مُضحِكَةً ما كانَ قَط

    طُ مِثلُها لَمَسخَرَه

    so laughable—never was

    there such a laughingstock.

  22. فَلَو مَضى السَوقَ بِها

    وَزَفَّها بِالمِزمَرَه

    So if he went to market with it

    and paraded it to the sound of a pipe,

  23. لَحَصَّلت لَهُ مَغَ

    لَّ ضَيعَةٍ مُوَفَّرَه

    it would bring him the revenue

    of a bountiful estate.

  24. لِجَوفِ مَن يُبصِرُها

    لِلخَوفِ مِنها قَرقَرَه

    The belly of whoever sees it

    rumbles in fear of it.

  25. وَتِلكَ قالوا ضَرطَةٌ

    عِندَ النُحاةِ مُضمَرَه

    And that, they say, is a fart—

    implicit, in grammarians' terms.