1. يا ساكني حلب العوا

    صم جادها صوب الغمامه

    O dwellers of Aleppo of al-ʿAwāṣim—

    may the raincloud’s downpour water her!

  2. أنا في مدينتكم غري

    ب لست من أهل الإقامه

    I am a stranger in your city;

    I am not one of its settled inhabitants.

  3. والخان يحدث للغري

    ب إذا أبن بن سآمه

    And the inn brings a stranger

    boredom whenever he lodges there.

  4. فقرضت من طول المقا

    م بها وأعوزت المدامه

    So I grew restless from staying so long

    there, and wine ran short.

  5. وخرجت في بعض الليا

    لي قاصداً باب السلامه

    And I went out one night,

    heading for Bāb al-Salāmah.

  6. وشربت من بئر بها

    من يأتها ينقع أوامه

    And I drank from a well there:

    whoever comes to it quenches his burning thirst.

  7. ورتعت في فلواته

    وعلوت مرتقياً أكامه

    And I roamed freely through its open wastes,

    and climbed up its hillocks.

  8. فلمحت في بعض الوها

    د وقد قعدت سواد هامه

    I glimpsed, in one of the hollows,

    while seated, the dark outline of a head.

  9. فسعيت أحسبها غرا

    باً أو حداة أو حمامه

    So I hurried over, thinking it a raven,

    or a kite, or a dove.

  10. وإذا بأسود كالفني

    ق يقل إيراً كالدعامه

    And lo! a black man like a stud camel,

    bearing a cock like a pillar.

  11. وإذا بشيخ تحته

    حسن الوسامة والقسامه

    And lo! an old man beneath him,

    handsome in face and features.

  12. والشيخ يعصر تحته

    قد بل من عرق حزامه

    The old man was being squeezed beneath him,

    his belt already soaked with sweat.

  13. فزجرت نايكه فقا

    ل له ألست ترى مقامه

    I rebuked his fucker, who then said

    to him, “Do you not see his rank?

  14. انهض فديتك علنا

    نقضي بنهضتنا ذمامه

    Rise, may I be your ransom; perhaps

    by rising we may pay him his due,

  15. ونعود بعد عزوبه

    عنا وتربحنا خصامه

    and return after he has gone

    away from us; and you will spare us a quarrel with him.”

  16. فسطا عليه وقال نك

    لا كان ذاك ولا كرامه

    Then he lashed out at him and said, “Fuck on!

    None of that, and no courtesies!

  17. هذا الرقيع بعينه

    لي في رقاعته علامه

    This very fool—

    I have a sign of his impudence:

  18. لولا فضول فيه لم

    يصرف إلى دبري اهتمامه

    were he not so meddlesome, he would not

    turn his attention to my ass.”

  19. وبكى وقال لي امض وي

    ك واسأل الله السلامه

    He wept and said to me, “Go, woe to you,

    and ask God for safety.

  20. واشكره لما صار سر

    مك لا يريد له صمامه

    And thank Him that your asshole

    has no need of a plug.

  21. واعلم بأني كنت من

    أهل الرياسة والزعامه

    And know that I was once among

    the men of authority and leadership.

  22. يومى إلي إذا عبر

    ت يقال ذا ابن أبي أسامه

    People pointed me out whenever I passed,

    saying, ‘This is Ibn Abī Usāmah,’

  23. حتى ابتليت بمعبري

    فحصلت بين الناس شامه

    until I was plagued by my rear passage,

    and became a blot among the people.”

  24. فعجبت من تلك الفصا

    حة وهو يعفج والعرامه

    So I marveled at that eloquence—

    while he was being fucked!—and at his shamelessness:

  25. شيخ له سمة تخا

    طبني بألفاظ مقامه

    an old man whose bearing addressed

    me in the diction of a maqāmah,

  26. والأير يغرق في استه

    قد غاب في مفساه قامه

    while the cock was drowning in his ass,

    a full man’s height of it already lost in his fart-hole.

  27. فتضاحك الحبشي من

    ه وقال لا تسمع كلامه

    Then the Abyssinian laughed at

    him and said, “Do not listen to his words.

  28. هذا وعيشك دأبة

    من قبل مبلغه احتلامه

    This, by your life, has been his habit

    since before he reached puberty.

  29. أبدا يباري باسته

    بين الورى صوب الغماه

    With his ass he forever rivals

    the raincloud’s downpour among mankind.”

  30. واستله من دبره

    وكأنه عنق النعامه

    Then he drew it out of his ass,

    and it looked like an ostrich’s neck.