1. قولوا لِسَرجَسَ يا اِبنَ القَحبَةِ الشَبِقَه

    وَمَن لَها في حَشاها شَهوَةٌ حَرِقَه

    Say to Sarjas: O son of the lustful whore,

    and of one whose belly holds a burning lust;

  2. وَاِبنَ الَّتي جَعَلَت لِلداءِ فَقحَتَها

    وَقفاً عَلى كُلِّ فَحلٍ ناكَها صَدَقَه

    and son of her who set aside her anus for the ailment,

    as an endowment for every stallion who fucked her—a charitable gift;

  3. وَمَن تَذَلُّ لِوَقعِ الصَفعِ هامَتُهُ

    ذُلَّ الحُلوقِ الَّتي بِالحَبلِ مُختَنِقَه

    and one whose head is humbled by the impact of slaps,

    like throats strangled by a rope;

  4. وَمَن إِذا عَدَّتِ الأَنباطُ كانَ إِذا

    ما نَصَّ عَن أَصلِهِ مِن أَرذَلِ الطَبَقَه

    and one who, when the Nabataeans are counted, is—whenever

    he declares his ancestry—of the vilest class;

  5. وَمَن بِهِ أُبنَةٌ في الدِبرِ مُقلِقَةٌ

    قَد أَحرَقَت جَفنُهُ بَل طَوَّلَت أَرَقَه

    and one with a tormenting itch for sodomy in his anus,

    which has scorched his eyelid—nay, prolonged his sleeplessness;

  6. وَمَن بِهِ بَخرَةٌ تُردي مُخاطِبَةُ

    نَعَم وَتَترُكُ مِنهُ روحَهُ قَلِقَه

    and one with foul breath that fells whoever addresses him,

    yes, and leaves his very soul in turmoil;

  7. وَمَن لَهُ عَمَّةٌ تَزني وَوالِدَةٌ

    قَوّادَةٌ نَذلَةٌ مَهتوكَةٌ خَلَقَه

    and one with a fornicating paternal aunt and a mother,

    a vile procuress, dishonored and worn-out;

  8. وَأُختُ سوءٍ عَلى الأَعرادِ ضارِطَةٌ

    ضُراطَ عَيرٍ لَدى البيطارِ قَد شَنَقَه

    and a wicked sister who farts upon cocks,

    like an ass farting before the farrier who has pulled its head up by the halter;

  9. أَبدى الزَمانُ لَنا مِن صَرفِهِ عَجَباً

    إِذ صارَ مِثلُكَ فيهِ لاوِياً عُنُقَه

    Time has shown us a marvel among its vicissitudes,

    when one like you came to twist his neck haughtily in it.

  10. أَقسَمتُ لَولا بَداهاتي وَمَعرِفَتي

    بِسُخفِ قَدرِكَ يا اِبنَ الجيفَةِ الوَدِقَه

    I swear: were it not for my ready judgment and my knowledge

    of your paltry worth, O son of the carcass in heat,

  11. شَقَقتُ مِنكَ قَفاً لِلصَفعِ دامِيَةً

    صَفعاً تَظَلُّ عَلَيهِ نادِرَ الحَدَقَه

    I would have split your nape, bloodied by slaps,

    with slaps that would leave you with your eyeball popping out.

  12. كَلِن تَرَفَّعتُ قَدراً عَنكَ أَنَّ أَبي

    نَجدٌ كَريمٌ وَجَدّي سادَ مَن سَبَقَه

    But I rose above you in rank, for my father

    is valiant and generous, and my grandfather surpassed his predecessors.

  13. بَل كَيفَ تَسلَمَ نَفسٌ مِنكَ قَد صَلِيَت

    بِسَطوَتي وَمَخاليبي بِها عَلِقَه

    Yet how can your soul escape, when it has been scorched

    by my onslaught, with my claws clinging to it?

  14. يا اِبنَ الَّتي إِن دَجا لَيلٌ عَلى رَجُلٍ

    وَباتَ يَطعَنُهُا بِالعَردِ في الحَلَقَه

    O son of her who, when night grows dark over a man,

    and he spends the night stabbing her ring with his cock,

  15. أَبدَت نَخيراً يُحاكي صَوتَ مِضرَتِها

    إِذا الغَوِيُّ مَجوناً بِالخُصى صَفَقَه

    gives a snort mimicking the sound of her [farting-hole],

    when the libertine, in lewd play, slaps it with his balls.

  16. إِن كُنتَ مِن عَدَمٍ أَظهَرتَ جَهلَكَ لي

    لَما أَنِفتُ لِحُرٍّ ظاهِرِ الشَفَقَه

    If you showed me your ignorance out of destitution,

    when I took offense for a freeborn man of manifest compassion—

  17. وَذاكَ نَجدٌ لَوَ أَنَّ الخَلقَ سابِقَهُ

    إِلى العُلا وَسَماحِ الكَفِّ ما سَبَقَه

    and that man is valiant: were all creation to race him

    toward eminence and open-handed generosity, it would not outrun him—

  18. لَولا نُحوسٌ تَوَلَّت عَنكَ مُعرِضَةٌ

    تُريدُ غَيرَكَ بِالآفاتِ مُختَرِقَه

    but for misfortunes that turned away from you, shunning you,

    seeking someone else to pierce with calamities,

  19. لَكانَ بَدرٌ وَنَجمٌ أَسلَماكَ إِلى

    ذُلٍّ يَخافُ الرَدى مِن هَولِهِ فَرَقَه

    Badr and Najm would have handed you over to

    a humiliation whose horror leaves even death terror-stricken.

  20. وَماعَداكَ فَشَيءٌ لَستَ تَعدَمُهُ

    وَسَوفَ تَقبِضُهُ مِن عاجِلٍ نَفَقَه

    And what passed you by is something you will not lack,

    and soon you shall collect it as a promptly paid allowance.