1. أَيَا شَيخَ الشُّيُوخِ بِلاَ خِلاَفِ

    ويَا شَيخَ التَّدَارُكِ والتَّلافي

    O sheikh of sheikhs, beyond dispute,

    And O sheikh of remedy and redress,

  2. أتَينَا زَائِرِينَ نُرِيدُ جَافاً

    ولَسنَا زَائِرِينَ لِغَيرِ جََافِ

    We have come as visitors, seeking a jāf,

    And we visit for nothing but a jāf.

  3. فَإن كَانَت لكم لِمَمٌ حِسَانٌ

    فَإنَّ لنا كَخَافِيَةِ الغُدَافِ

    If you have beautiful locks of hair,

    Then ours are like a raven's covert feather.

  4. وإن كُنتُم بِحُسنِ الصَّوتِ فُزتُم

    فَإِنَّ لَنَا ألَذَّ مِنَ السُّلاَفِ

    And if you have excelled in beauty of voice,

    Then ours is more delightful than the finest wine.

  5. وَإن كَانَت نَوَاجِذكُم حِدَاداً

    فَإِنَّ لنا أَحَدَّ مِنَ الإِشَافِ

    And if your molars are sharp,

    Then ours are sharper than an awl.

  6. وإِن قَدرَ الأَثَافي إِذَن لقِمتُم

    لَقِمنَا مَا يَحُلُّ عَنِ الأَثَافي

    And if you then swallowed hearthstone-sized mouthfuls,

    We would swallow what is lifted off the hearthstones.

  7. وإِن كَانَ الغِنَاءُ إِلَيكَ يُهدَى

    أتَيتُ بِطَلعَتَينِ وكَافِ

    And if song is offered to you as a gift,

    I have brought two ṭalʿa poems and a kāf stanza.