1. فَإِنَّ اُسْتَكَ الكرماءَ عَيبٌ وَعَورَةٌ

    يُطَرطِبُ فيها ضاغِطانِ وَناكِثِ

    For your noble arse is a disgrace and a shame;

    Two constricting hemorrhoids and another pile sputter within it.