1. إذا ما تعشَّى القُنَّبِيط جراضم

    رمى الجوَّ من برج أسته بجلاهق

    When a glutton has cauliflower for supper,

    He pelts the air with clay balls from the tower of his arse.

  2. فيفعم ثقْبي منخريه عجاجها

    فيرجع أيضاً سبكها كالبنادق

    Their dust then fills both openings of his nostrils,

    Then he recasts them in turn, like pellets.