1. لَنا شيخٌ بفَقْحَتهِ يُواسي

    ويحلق شاربَيْهِ بالمَواسي

    We have an old man who offers comfort with his anus,

    and shaves his two moustaches with razors,

  2. إذا بايَتَّهُ في جَوفِ بَيتٍ

    if you spend the night with him inside a house.