1. يا آل وهبٍ شهدتْ ضرطَةٌ

    سارتْ بها الأمثالُ في وَهْبِ

    O house of Wahb, a fart has testified—

    carried abroad in proverbs about Wahb—

  2. بأنها من فَقْحةٍ رِخْوةٍ

    وأنها من مَضْرَط رَحْبِ

    that it came from a slack anus,

    and that it came from a wide fart-hole.

  3. قد كنتُمُ من قبلِ إرسالها

    أُحدوثةً في الشرقِ والغربِ

    Before its release, you were already

    a byword in the East and West.

  4. فالآن حقّاً أُطلِقتْ فيكُمُ

    بكلّ ثَلْبٍ ألسُنُ الثَّلْبِ

    So now, truly, unleashed against you are

    the tongues of abuse, with every slur.

  5. لو كنتُمُ تُعفونَ أستاهَكم

    ما بِتُّمُ منها على عَتْبِ

    Had you spared your arses,

    you would not have spent the night aggrieved because of them.

  6. لكنكم تَحشُونها دهرَكُم

    فكلكمُ مُتَّسع الثُّقبِ

    But you stuff them all your lives,

    so every one of you has a wide hole.