1. شهدت بعض المخاني

    ث والطريف طريفُ

    I saw one of the effeminate—

    —men; and the curious thing was curious indeed.

  2. فقام من جنب عمروٍ

    وللشقيِّ حفيفُ

    He rose from beside ʿAmr,

    and the wretch made a rustling sound.

  3. فقلت أنى ولم قم

    ت خائفاً يا سخيف

    I said, 'Where to, and why did you get—

    —up in fear, you fool?'

  4. فقال لا تلحينِّي

    فأنف عمرو مخيف

    He said, 'Do not reproach me:

    for ʿAmr's nose is frightening.'

  5. فقلت صحِّف مخيفاً

    فأنف عمرو مجيف

    I said, 'Change the dot in mukhīf, “frightening”:

    for ʿAmr's nose is mujīf, “foul-smelling.”

  6. بل أنف عمرو وفوهُ

    بالوعة وكنيف

    Rather, ʿAmr's nose and mouth

    are a drain and a latrine.'

  7. فقال رأي قويٌّ

    رآه شيخٌ ضعف

    He said, 'A strong opinion,

    conceived by an old man grown weak!

  8. إن كان عمرو رأى مث

    له فعمرو حنيف

    If ʿAmr has held a view like—

    —it, then ʿAmr is an upright believer.'