1. هب على رأسك العنا

    قيدَ والقارَ والسَّبَجْ

    Grant that on your head are grape-

    clusters, pitch, and jet.

  2. هب على رأسك الدُّجَى

    ثَبَجاً فوقَه ثبَجْ

    Grant that on your head lies night's darkness,

    a mound with another mound above it,

  3. جُمَّةً فوقَ جُمَّةٍ

    دَرَجاً خلفه دَرَجْ

    a mass of hair above a mass of hair,

    a tier with another tier behind it.

  4. أين وجْهٌ كأنه

    عَدِمَ الرّوحَ والفرَجْ

    Where is a face that seems

    bereft of life and relief?

  5. أين رأسٌ كأنه

    مِنْ مَشَقِّ اسْتها خرَجْ

    Where is a head that seems

    to have emerged from the cleft of her ass?

  6. أين خَطْمٌ كأنما

    فُوكَ من تحتِه شرَجْ

    Where is a snout, as though

    your mouth beneath it were an anus?

  7. أين عينٌ بعيدةٌ

    من فتور ومن دعَجْ

    Where is an eye far removed

    from languor and deep blackness?

  8. فوقها حاجِبٌ أحصـ

    ـصُ بعيدٌ من الزَّجَجْ

    Above it is a bald eyebrow,

    far from a slender arch.

  9. يا سليباً من الملا

    حَةِ والحسن والبَهَجْ

    O you stripped of charm,

    beauty, and splendor!

  10. مُزِجَ القبحُ كلُّهُ

    فيك بالمقْت فامْتَزَجْ

    All ugliness was mixed

    in you with loathing, and blended together.

  11. لَك وجْهٌ تذوبُ مَقْ

    تاً وبغْضَاً له المهَجْ

    You have a face that melts, through loathing

    and hatred of it, the very souls.

  12. ما بِأمثاله يُبَشـ

    ـشَرُ جفنٌ إذا اختلَجْ

    Such a face brings no glad tidings

    to an eyelid when it twitches.

  13. أُنضِجَ القبحُ فيك جد

    داً وما أُنضج المَشَجْ

    Ugliness was cooked in you most

    thoroughly, though the mixture was not cooked.

  14. أيها السائلي به

    وضَحَ الصُّبحُ فانبلَجْ

    O you who ask me about him,

    dawn has become clear and broken bright.

  15. هو كالبحر حَدِّثِ الـ

    ـناسَ عنه ولا حرَجْ

    He is like the sea: tell the

    people about him without restraint.

  16. هو ما شئت من جنو

    ن وحُمْقٍ ومن هوَجْ

    He is all you could wish of madness,

    stupidity, and reckless folly.

  17. وإذا مازح أمرَءاً

    جمَّدَ الروحَ أو ثَلَجْ

    And when he jokes with someone,

    he freezes the soul, or chills it.

  18. أيها الناس وَيْحَكُمْ

    طالبوهُ بمنْ فلَجْ

    O people, alas for you!

    Hold him answerable for those he has paralyzed.

  19. باردُ الرأسِ واستُهُ

    تتلظَّى لها وهَجْ

    Cold of head, while his ass

    blazes with a burning heat.

  20. ويُحيِّيِ جليسَه

    بِفُسَاءٍ له رهَجْ

    And he greets his companion

    with a fart that has a dust cloud.

  21. حسبه من فُسَائِهِ

    نَكهةٌ تقطع الودَجْ

    All it takes from his farting is

    a stench that severs the jugular.

  22. بركةٌ لو يُزَلَّجُ الـ

    ـفِيلُ في دُبْرِهِ انْزَلَجْ

    A pool—if the

    elephant were slid into his anus, it would slip right in.

  23. تقتضيه استه الأُيُو

    رَ اقتضاءً مع الدُّلَجْ

    His ass demands cocks from him,

    pressing its claim as he travels by night.

  24. فَيُنادي على استه

    رحم الله من عَفَجْ

    So he calls out, offering his ass:

    “May God have mercy on whoever fucks it!”

  25. فإذا أُبرزتْ له

    فَيْشةٌ سُرَّ وابْتَهَجْ

    And when there is displayed to him

    a cock's head, he is delighted and rejoices.

  26. واسْتَخفَّتْهُ طَرْبَةٌ

    يتغنَّى لها الهزَجْ

    And a burst of delight sweeps him away;

    for it he sings in hazaj rhythm.

  27. يشتهي الأيْرَ قيِّماً

    ليس في متنه عِوَجْ

    He desires the cock erect,

    with no bend in its shaft.

  28. وصبورٌ عليه إنْ

    شَقّ مَفْسَاهُ أو سَحَجْ

    And he bears it patiently, even if

    it splits his fart-hole or scrapes it raw.

  29. يَلْتَوِي من خروجه

    وجليدٌ إذا ولَجْ

    He writhes at its withdrawal,

    yet is unflinching when it enters.

  30. شاهِدِي جسمُه الذي

    حمل اللحم فاعتلَجْ

    My witness is his body, which

    has taken on flesh and grown bulky.

  31. نَجَعَتْ في علاجه

    حُقَنُ المُرْدِ فانْتَفَجْ

    Effective in treating him were

    the beardless men's enemas, and so he swelled.

  32. قسماً إن في اسْتِهِ

    من هُرَاقَاتِهِمْ لُجَجْ

    I swear that in his ass

    are deep seas of their ejaculations.

  33. وبه من طَعَامِهِمْ

    فَحَجٌ أيُّمَا فَحَجْ

    And from their food he has

    bowleggedness—what bowleggedness!

  34. خاب من فيه بعض ما

    قد وصفنا وما فلَجْ

    Lost is whoever has some of what

    we have described; he has not succeeded.