1. ما أنسَ لا أنْسَ هنداً آخرَ الحِقَبِ

    على اختلاف صُروفِ الدهر والعُقُبِ

    Whatever I forget, I shall not forget Hind to the end of the ages,

    through time's changing turns and succeeding ages.

  2. يومَ انتحتْنا بسهميها مُسَالمةً

    تأتي جُدَيْدَاتُها من أوجه اللعبِ

    The day she aimed her two arrows at us, peaceably,

    her little novelties came in playful forms.

  3. تُدْوي الرجالَ وتشفيهم بمُبتسمِ

    كابن الغمامِ وريقٍ كابنة العنبِ

    She sickens men, then heals them with a smiling mouth

    like the cloud's son, and saliva like the grape's daughter.

  4. عَيْنَاءُ في وَطَفٍ قَنْوَاءُ في ذَلفٍ

    لفَّاءُ في هيفٍ عجزاءُ في قَببِ

    Wide-eyed beneath long lashes, aquiline yet daintily snub-nosed,

    full-thighed yet slender-waisted, ample-bottomed yet flat-bellied.

  5. جاءت تَدَافَعُ في وشي لها حَسَنٍ

    تدافُعَ الماء في وشيٍ من الحببِ

    She came swaying in her lovely brocade,

    as water surges in a brocade of bubbles.

  6. ليستْ من البحتُرياتِ القصارِ بُنىً

    والشَّاربات مع الرُّعيان بالعُلبِ

    She is not of the short-built Buhturi women,

    who drink with herdsmen out of wooden bowls.

  7. ولم تلد كوليدِ اللؤم فالِقَةً

    عن رَأْس شَرِّ وليدٍ شرَّ ما رُكَبِ

    Nor did she bear one like ignoble Walid, splitting open

    over the head of the vilest newborn, the worst ever put together.

  8. قد قلتُ إذ نحلوهُ الشعرَ حَاشَ له

    إنَّ البُرُوكَ به أولى من الخبَبِ

    I said, when they credited him with poetry—far be it from him—

    that kneeling suits him better than trotting.

  9. البُحْتُريُّ ذَنُوبُ الوجهِ نعرفُهُ

    وما رأينا ذَنُوبَ الوجه ذا أدبِ

    We know al-Buhturi: his face trails a tail,

    and never have we seen a tailed face possessed of culture.

  10. أَنَّى يقولُ من الأقوال أَثْقَبَهَا

    من راح يحملُ وجهاً سابغَ الذَنَبِ

    How can he utter the most penetrating sayings,

    who goes about bearing a face with so luxuriant a tail?

  11. أوْلى بِمَنْ عظمتْ في الناس لحيتُهُ

    من نِحلة الشعر أن يُدْعَى أبا العجبِ

    More fitting for one whose beard looms so large among men,

    than credit for poetry, is the name 'Father of Oddities.'

  12. وحسبُه من حِباءِ القوم أن يهبوا

    له قفاهُ إذا ما مَرَّ بالعُصَبِ

    Enough largesse from people would be their granting

    him his nape unharmed when he passes among their bands.

  13. ما كنت أحسِبُ مكسوَّاً كَلحيته

    يُعفَى من القَفْدِ أو يُدْعى بلا لقبِ

    I never thought one clothed in a beard like his

    would be spared nape-slaps, or addressed without a nickname.

  14. لهفي على ألفِ مُوسَى في طويلته

    إذا أدَّعى أنه من سادة العربِ

    Alas for a thousand razors upon his long beard

    when he claims to be among the nobles of the Arabs,

  15. أو قال إني قَريعُ الناسِ كلِّهِمِ

    في الشعر وهو سقيم الشعر والنسبِ

    or says: I am the foremost of all people

    in poetry—though his poetry and lineage are diseased.

  16. الحظُّ أعمى ولولا ذاك لم نَرَهُ

    للبحتريِّ بلا عقلٍ ولا حسبِ

    Luck is blind; otherwise we would not see it

    fall to al-Buhturi, with neither intellect nor noble standing.

  17. وَغْدٌ يَعافُ مديحَ الناسِ كلّهمِ

    ويطلبُ الشَّتْمَ منهم جاهدَ الطلبِ

    A lout who disdains everyone's praise

    and seeks their insults with the utmost zeal.

  18. داءٌ من اللْؤم يستشفي الهجاءَ لهُ

    كَذَلِكَ الحَكُّ يَستَشفيه ذو الجَرَبِ

    His baseness is a sickness for which he seeks satire as a cure,

    just as a man with scabies seeks scratching for relief.

  19. أَراكَ لَم تَرضَ ما أَهدى لَهُ نَفَرٌ

    مِن شَتمِ أُمٍّ لَئيمٍ خيمُها وَأَبِ

    I see you were not pleased with what some men offered him

    in abuse of his base-natured mother and his father.

  20. فارضَ الَّذي أَنا مُهديهِ إِلَيهِ لَهُ

    من مُرْمِضِ القَذع وارضَ النار للحطَبِ

    Then approve for him the gift I am sending his way,

    of scorching abuse; and approve fire for firewood.

  21. قُبْحاً لأشياءَ يأتي البحتريُّ بها

    من شعره الغَثِّ بعد الكدّ والتَعَبِ

    Shame on the things al-Buhturi produces

    from his feeble verse after toil and exhaustion.

  22. كأنها حين يُصْغي السامعون لها

    ممن يُمَيِّزُ بين النَّبع والغَرَبِ

    They seem, when listeners incline their ears to them—

    those who distinguish nabʿ bow-wood from willow—

  23. رُقَى العقاربِ أو هذْرُ البُناةِ إذا

    أضحوا على شَعَفِ الجدران في صخبِ

    like charms against scorpions, or builders' babble when

    they spend the morning clamoring atop the walls.

  24. وقد يجيءُ بِخَلْطٍ فالنُّحاس لَه

    وللأوائلِ صافيه من الذهبِ

    He sometimes brings a mixture: the copper is his,

    and its pure gold belongs to the ancients.

  25. سَمِينُ ما نحلوه من هُنا وهنا

    والغَثُّ منهُ صَرِيحٌ غير مجتَلَبِ

    The rich part of what they credit him with comes from here and there;

    the feeble part is truly his, not borrowed.

  26. يُسيءُ عَفًّا فإن أكْدَتْ وسائلُهُ

    أجادَ لِصّاً شديدَ البأس والكَلَبِ

    He writes badly when honest; if his resources fail,

    he excels as a thief, fierce and ravenous.

  27. إنَّ الوليدَ لمغوارٌ إذا نَكَلتْ

    نفسُ الجبان بعيدُ الهمِّ والسُرَبِ

    Indeed, Walid is a bold raider when

    a coward's spirit recoils, far-ranging in ambition and forays.

  28. عبدٌ يُغير على الموتى فيسلبُهُمْ

    حُرَّ الكلامِ بجيشٍ غير ذي لَجبِ

    A slave who raids the dead and strips them

    of their choicest words, with an army that makes no clamor.

  29. ما إن تزالُ تراهُ لابساً حُللاً

    أسلابَ قومٍ مضوا في سالف الحِقَبِ

    You never cease to see him dressed in splendid robes,

    spoils from people who passed away in ages long ago.

  30. شِعْرٌ يُغير عليه باسلاً بطلاً

    ويُنشدُ الناسَ إياهُ على رِقَبِ

    Poetry he raids, brave and heroic,

    then recites it to people with anxious watchfulness.

  31. يقولُ مستمعوه الجاهلون به

    أحسنتَ يا أشعر الحُضَّار والغَيَبِ

    His listeners, ignorant of its origin, say:

    Well done, finest poet of those present and absent!

  32. حتى إذا كفَّ عن غاراته فَلَهُ

    شعرٌ يئنُّ مُقاسيه من الوَصَبِ

    But once he ceases his raids, he has

    verse whose sufferer groans with pain.

  33. كأنه الغَرِقُ الشَّتْويُّ مَصرَدُهُ

    بغير روحٍ وما للرَّوحِ والشَّجبِ

    Its chilled victim is like a man drowned in winter,

    without relief—and what has relief to do with the doomed?

  34. قل للعلاء أبي عيسى الذي نَصَلَتْ

    به الدواهي نُصولَ الألِّ في رجَبِ

    Tell al-ʿAlaʾ, Abu ʿIsa, through whom calamities

    fell away as spearheads fall away in Rajab,

  35. وآمنَ اللَّهُ ليلَ الخائفين بهِ

    بَلْهَ النهارَ وضَمَّ الأمر ذا الشعبِ

    through whom God made the fearful safe by night,

    let alone by day, and gathered their scattered affairs:

  36. أيسرقُ البحتريُّ الناسَ شعرَهُمُ

    جهراً وأنت نَكالُ اللصِّ ذي الرِّيَبِ

    Does al-Buhturi steal people's poetry

    openly, while you are the scourge of the suspect thief?

  37. وتارةً يُترِزُ الأرواحَ مَنْطِقُهُ

    فالخَلقُ ما بين مقتولٍ ومُغتصبِ

    At other times his speech snuffs out souls,

    so people are either murdered or plundered.

  38. نَكِّلْهُ إن أناساً قبله ركبوا

    بدون ما قد أتاهُ باسقَ الخَشبِ

    Make an example of him: others before him have mounted,

    for less than his deeds, the lofty gallows.

  39. والحكُم فيه مُبينٌ غيرُ ملتبسٍ

    لو رِيمَ فيه خلافُ الحقِّ لم يُصَبِ

    The judgment in his case is clear, not doubtful;

    even if a verdict against the truth were sought, none could be found.

  40. إذا أجاد فأوجِبْ قطع مقوله

    فقد دهى شعراء الناس بالحَرَبِ

    If he excels, decree that his tongue be cut off,

    for he has afflicted all poets with pillage.

  41. وإن أساء فأوجِبْ قتلَهُ قَوَداً

    بمن يُميتُ إذا أبقى على السلبِ

    And if he fails, decree his execution in retaliation

    for those he kills when he refrains from plunder.

  42. سلِّطْ عليه عُبيد الله إنَّ له

    سيفين ذو خُطَبٍ تَتْرى وذو شُطَبِ

    Set ʿUbayd Allah upon him: he has

    two swords, one of speeches in succession, one with blade-grooves.

  43. ما زال قِدماً وآباءٌ له سلفوا

    أُسداً بها غَلَبٌ معتادة الغلَبِ

    He and his fathers before him have always, from of old,

    been lions of mighty neck, accustomed to victory.

  44. كم فيهمُ من مُقيمٍ كلَّ ذي حَدَبٍ

    من الأمور على الإسلام ذي حَدبِ

    How many among them straighten every crooked

    affair, full of solicitude for Islam!

  45. قوم يَحلُّون من مجد ومن شرف

    ومن عُلُّوٍ محلَّ البَيْض واليَلَبِ

    A people who occupy, in glory and honor

    and loftiness, the station of helmets and armor.

  46. حَلُّوا محلَّهما من كلِّ جُمجمةٍ

    دفعاً ونفعاً وإيفاءً على الرُّتَبِ

    They take the place of both upon every skull,

    protecting, benefiting, and rising above all ranks.

  47. وما يكن من حديثٍ صالحٍ لهُمُ

    فصادرٌ عن قديمٍ غير مُؤتَشبِ

    Whatever worthy new achievement is theirs

    springs from an ancient stock, unmixed.

  48. لهْفي لهزّ عبيد الله حربتَهُ

    لثُغرةِ الثَّورِ ذي القرنين والغَبَبِ

    Ah, for ʿUbayd Allah to brandish his lance

    at the throat of that bull with horns and dewlaps!

  49. وقد رماه بشُؤبوبٍ فأحْصَنَهُ

    جَدٌّ وأَنجاه شؤبوبٌ من الهربِ

    He had hurled a torrent at him, but he was shielded

    by luck, and a torrent of flight delivered him.

  50. يا أيها السائلي عما أحلَّ به

    مكروهَ بأسي لقد نقَّرت عن سببِ

    You who ask me what brought down upon him

    my hateful fury: you have probed for a cause.

  51. عمىً من الجهل أدَّاهُ إلى عَطَبٍ

    وغيرُ بدْعٍ عمىً أدى إلى عَطَبِ

    Ignorant blindness led him to destruction,

    and blindness leading to destruction is nothing strange.

  52. يرى المَوارِطَ ذو عينٍ فيحذَرُها

    والعُميُ فيها إلى الأذقان والرُّكبِ

    The sighted man sees pitfalls and avoids them,

    while the blind are in them up to their chins and knees.

  53. يعيب شعري وما زالت بصيرتُه

    عمياءَ عن كلِّ نورٍ ساطعِ اللَّهبِ

    He faults my poetry, though his insight has always been

    blind to every light of blazing flame.

  54. وما يزال طَوالَ الدهرِ مُنتخِباً

    من كلِّ أمرين أمراً غير مُنتخبِ

    All his life he keeps selecting

    from every pair of choices the choice not to be chosen.

  55. بُرهانُ ذلك أَنْ لا شحمَ يعجبُهُ

    وأن شهوتَهُ وَقْفٌ على العَصَبِ

    The proof is that no fat appeals to him,

    and his lust is devoted wholly to sinew.

  56. ما أسمجَ ابنَ عُبيدٍ حين تفجؤهُ

    والرِّدفُ في صعدٍ والرأسُ في صَبَبِ

    How hideous Ibn ʿUbayd looks when you surprise him,

    with his rump raised and his head lowered,

  57. مُجَبِّياً لِغَوِيٍّ قد تجلَّلَهُ

    والعَرْدُ من ثَفَرٍ منهُ إلى لَببِ

    bent over for a deviant who has mounted him,

    the cock running from his crupper to his breast-strap!

  58. وقد تعفَّرتِ الشمطاءُ فاكتسبتْ

    لونين من غُبرةٍ فيها ومن شَهَبِ

    His grizzled beard has been rubbed in dust and acquired

    two colors: the dust upon it and its own gray.

  59. والفحلُ يطعَنُ فيهِ غيرَ مُحتشمٍ

    ولا مُجِلٍّ مكانَ الشِّعرِ والخطَبِ

    The stud thrusts into him without shame,

    with no respect for the dignity of poetry and oratory.

  60. بلى لَهُ حَبْضةٌ من خوفِ سلحتهِ

    كحبضةِ الصَّقرِ يخشى سلحةَ الخَرَبِ

    Yet he does flinch, fearing his shit,

    like a falcon flinching, afraid of a bustard's droppings.

  61. يا قاتَلَ اللهُ نِسواناً لَهُ مُجُناً

    يعدونَ في السبت عدو الناشطِ الشَّبَبِ

    Ah, may God damn those shameless women of his,

    who race on Saturday like a frisky, full-grown wild bull.

  62. إذا خلونَ بمنْ يهوَينَ خَلْوتَهُ

    بذلنَ في ذاك ما أثَّلنَ من نَشَبِ

    When alone with those whose company they crave,

    they spend on that all the wealth they have amassed.

  63. وسائلٍ لي عن الأمرِ المجشِّمِهِ

    حَرْبي فقلتُ أتاك الصدقُ من كَثَبِ

    And someone asked me about the cause that brought upon him

    my warfare; I said: The truth comes to you close at hand.

  64. أغرى الوليدَ بكيدي أنهُ رجلٌ

    يُريغ أيري ومالي فيه من أرَبِ

    What drove Walid to scheme against me is that he is a man

    who seeks my cock, while I have no desire for him.

  65. قناةُ حُشٍّ غدتْ ظُلماً تُكلفني

    سَدِّي ببعضيَ ما فيها من الثُّقَبِ

    A privy's drainpipe has unjustly begun demanding

    that I stop its holes with part of myself.

  66. فمٌ كمفسىً ومَفسىً واسعٌ كفمٍ

    ومنخرانِ قد اسودَّا من الذَّبَبِ

    A mouth like an arsehole, and an arsehole wide as a mouth,

    and two nostrils blackened with hair.

  67. أقول إذ قال نِكني كي أحاجزَهُ

    من نِيكَ ويحكَ لم يُكرمْ ولم يُهَبِ

    When he said, 'Fuck me,' I said, to fend him off:

    One who is fucked—woe to you—is neither honored nor feared.

  68. فقال كم من مَنيكٍ قد بصُرتُ بهِ

    مُحيٍ مُميتٍ مرجَّى الغوث مُرتَقَبِ

    He said: How many a fucked man I have seen

    who grants life and death, whose help is hoped for and awaited!

  69. هذا السِّنانُ مَنيكاً في استِه أبداً

    وكم نَقيذٍ بهاديهِ ومُشتعِبِ

    Here is the spearhead, forever fucked in its arse,

    yet how many its point has rescued or restored!

  70. لا شيء أهْيَبُ من زُرقٍ مُؤَلّلةٍ

    وهُنَّ يُنكَحنَ بالأرماح في الجُنُبِ

    Nothing inspires more fear than pointed blue spearheads,

    though spears fuck them in their sides.

  71. زُرقٌ يُنَكنَ بسُمرٍ ذُبّلٍ أبداً

    وكلُّهُنَّ بريئاتٌ من السُّبَبِ

    Blue heads forever fucked by brown, slender shafts,

    yet all are free from disgrace.

  72. فقلتُ لا زلتَ من غَيّ على سَنَنٍ

    يُلقيك فيه ومن رُشدٍ على نَكَبِ

    I said: May you always tread a path of error

    that flings you into it, and stray from right guidance.

  73. فلستَ تنفكُّ محتجّاً لفاحشةٍ

    شنعاءَ تركبُ منها شرَّ مرتكبِ

    You never cease pleading the case for an obscenity,

    hideous, of which you commit the very worst form.

  74. يا عاهرَ الزوجة المخلوفَ في حِرها

    خِلافَةَ السوء والمخلوفَ بالغَيبِ

    O husband of a whore, supplanted in her cunt

    by the vilest stand-in, cuckolded while away!

  75. إني لأعجبُ من قومٍ تروقُهُمُ

    ولو نطقَت شفاءَ اللَّوح والسَّغبِ

    I marvel at people who could find you pleasing,

    even if your words cured thirst and hunger.

  76. يا بُحتريُّ لقد أقبلتَ مُنقلباً

    يوم اكتسبتَ هجائي شرَّ منقلبِ

    Al-Buhturi, you came back with

    the worst return the day you earned my satire.

  77. أقسمت بالمانِحِي وجهاً أضنُّ به

    عن السؤال وعِرضاً غيرَ مُنتهَبِ

    I swear by Him who granted me a face I preserve

    from begging, and an honor unplundered,

  78. ونُهيةً عصمتْني أن أُرى حَمِقاً

    من باعةِ الرَّوحةِ الروحاءِ بالنصبِ

    and reason that kept me from being seen a fool,

    among those who trade restful ease for toil:

  79. ما مُشتهٍ قُربَك المكروهَ ذا رَشَدٍ

    يا قِربةَ النفطِ لا قُدِّستَ في القِربِ

    No one who desires your hateful company is sound of judgment,

    O naphtha-skin, may you never be blessed among skins!

  80. وأيُّ نفطٍ كرشْح أنت راشحُهُ

    سوادَ لونٍ ونَتْناً غيرَ مكتَسبِ

    What naphtha can compare to the ooze you ooze,

    in blackness and inborn stench?

  81. كم قائلٍ لك إذ مَسّتك قارعتي

    دع السكونَ فهذا حينُ مضطَربِ

    How many have told you, when my crushing blow struck you:

    Leave off sitting still: now is the time to stir!

  82. أصبحتَ تُدعى شقي الأشقياء لها

    وأصبحتْ بك تُدعى ذِربةَ الذِّرَبِ

    Because of it you are now called the most wretched of the wretched,

    and because of you it is called the sharpest of the sharp.

  83. أبا عُبادةَ ذَرْ ما كنتَ تَنْسُجُهُ

    وخذ لنفسك يا مسكينُ في النَّدبِ

    Abu ʿUbada, abandon what you were weaving,

    and set yourself, poor wretch, to lamentation.

  84. قد كنت تعرفُ مني في الرضا رجلاً

    حلو المذاقةِ فاعرفني لدى الغضبِ

    When I was pleased, you knew me as a man

    sweet to the taste; now know me in anger.

  85. تَعرِفْ فتى فيه طوراً مُجتَنى سَلَعٍ

    للمُجتنينَ وطوراً مُجتنى رُطَبِ

    You will know a man yielding sometimes a harvest of bitter salaʿ

    for gatherers, and sometimes a harvest of ripe dates.