1. تخلَّفتْ شنطفٌ فقلنا

    ما فعلتْ أختُنا الضريرَهْ

    Shantaf stayed behind, so we said,

    “What has become of our blind sister?”

  2. قالوا هوت من ذُرى جدارٍ

    عالٍ فقال الجميع خِيره

    They said, “She fell from the top of a wall,

    a high one.” Everyone said, “For the best!”

  3. يا حبذا أن تغيب عنا

    غيَّبها اللَّه في الحفيره

    Ah, how lovely if she disappeared from us!

    May God hide her away in the grave!

  4. نُبِّئتُ مِسخاً قد اشتهاها

    وهْي بأشباهه جديره

    I was told a monster had lusted after her,

    and she is well suited to his like.

  5. ألطفها من صبا إليها

    ببيضَتَيه على سطيره

    The man enamored of her gave her a present:

    his two testicles upon a cleaver.

  6. قلت لمن شنطفٌ هواهُ

    لا تحتقر بعدها حقيره

    I told the man whose passion is Shantaf:

    “After her, scorn no lowly woman.

  7. عُلَّقتها قحبةً ضروطاً

    جَوزية القَدِّ مستديره

    You fell for her—a farting whore,

    walnut-shaped in build and round.

  8. تنظر من كوكبي رصاصٍ

    في ظهر دوَّامةٍ صغيره

    She peers through two leaden stars

    on the back of a little spinning top.

  9. بلا شبيهٍ ولا عديلٍ

    ولا نظير ولا نظيره

    Without a likeness or an equal,

    without a peer, male or female.

  10. تَطفِرُها فأرةٌ ولكن

    للذرْع في بظرها مسيره

    A mouse can leap over her, and yet

    measuring her clitoris takes a journey.

  11. في بظرها ألفُ ألفِ رطلٍ

    وإنما وزنها شعيره

    Her clitoris contains a million ratls,

    yet she herself weighs just a barleycorn.

  12. ومن قبيحِ القبيح عندي

    بظرٌ طويلٌ على قصيره

    Among the ugliest of the ugly, to me,

    is a long clitoris on a short woman.

  13. حَوصاء خوصاءُ ذات عين

    زرقاء في زرقة المَضيره

    Narrow-eyed, sunken-eyed, with an eye

    blue with the blueness of madira stew.

  14. حَصَّاءُ لا نبت في قفاها

    ولم تزل لاستها ضفيره

    Bald, with nothing growing on her nape,

    while her arse has always had a braid.

  15. تُغَضُّ عنها العيونُ قبحاً

    ورُبّ مهتوكة ستيره

    Eyes turn from her, so ugly is she,

    and many a shameless woman is thus veiled.

  16. غناؤها كله كِياد

    من نضْح أشداقها المطيرَه

    Her singing is all spite,

    from the spray of her rain-spouting jaws.

  17. تنضح بالريق من كنيفٍ

    حديثُه في الأنام سيرَه

    She sprays spittle from a privy

    whose story is common talk among mankind,

  18. في نكهة تورد المنايا

    ليست على النفس باليسيرَه

    with breath that brings on death,

    no easy thing for the soul to bear.

  19. وفي السراويل كل يوم

    من عُجنةٍ قد مضت خميرَه

    And in her drawers, every day,

    is leaven from a batch of dough gone by.

  20. بكّوا سراويلها المُلقّى

    بدمعة منكُمُ غزيره

    Weep over her cast-off drawers

    with copious tears of your own.

  21. بحّاءُ في حلقها خريرٌ

    دوّارةٌ سَلحها حريره

    Hoarse, with a gurgling in her throat,

    a gadabout whose shit is harira gruel.

  22. وتحت آباطها صُنان

    علاجه جَعسُها ذريره

    Beneath her armpits is a rank stink;

    its cure is her shit, used as scented powder.

  23. يسيل من أنفها مُخاط

    في بعضه للذباب مِيره

    Mucus flows from her nose;

    in some of it are provisions for flies.

  24. والوجه بَرٌّ بغير ماءٍ

    والطِيز بحر بلا جزيرَه

    Her face is dry land without water,

    and her arse a sea without an island.

  25. أضحت تُعير القرودَ قبحاً

    أصنافه عندها كثيرَه

    She has taken to lending ugliness to monkeys;

    she has many varieties of it.

  26. فهُنّ يشكرن فعل أختٍ

    مُعيرةٍ غيرِ مستعيره

    So they give thanks for a sister’s deed—

    one who lends and never borrows.

  27. تغازل المُرد في الزوايا

    وبُنتها شيخة كبيره

    She flirts with beardless youths in corners,

    while her daughter is an aged crone.

  28. ومن أعاجيبها التشاجي

    كأنها غادة غريره

    Among her wonders is her feigned yearning,

    as though she were a graceful, innocent maiden.

  29. عُواؤها في الديار شؤم

    ووجهها في الطريق طِيره

    Her howling in the houses is ill luck,

    and her face on the road a bad omen.

  30. تضرب خَيشاً إذا تغنَّت

    عليك في قائم الظهيره

    She stretches sackcloth when she sings

    over you at the height of noon.

  31. والفسق إن قَحَّبت جِهارٌ

    والصوت إن كَرَّعت سريره

    Her debauchery, when she whores, is public;

    but her sound, when she belches, is secret.

  32. يقودها الغُمر للمعاصي

    بلا سفير ولا سفيره

    A novice leads her into sin,

    without a go-between, man or woman.

  33. فيها لمن ناكها عِقابٌ

    فلا تَخْف بعدها جريرَه

    There is punishment in her for whoever fucks her,

    so after her, fear no sin.

  34. لَيُسخِننَّ الهجاءُ عيناً

    من شنطفٍ بالزنا قريره

    Satire shall surely bring hot tears to an eye

    of Shantaf’s, contented by fornication.

  35. ويل لها تستحثُّ ويلاً

    من حاربت غير مستشيره

    Woe to her! She hastens woe—

    she who fought without seeking counsel.

  36. تعرضت يومَ كايدتْني

    وأقدمت غير مستخيره

    She exposed herself the day she plotted against me,

    and ventured forth without seeking divine guidance.

  37. وكل عنْز دنا رَداها

    لشفرة الذبح مستثيره

    And every she-goat whose doom draws near

    rouses the blade of slaughter.

  38. يا ليت شعري بأيِّ جارٍ

    تُضْحي من الموت مستجيره

    Ah, if only I knew with what protector

    she will seek refuge from death!”