1. لشاعرنا خالدٍ في استِهِ

    مآربُ أخرى سِوى الغائطِ

    Our poet Khalid's arse serves

    other purposes besides defecation.

  2. يُغنِّي الندامى بها تارةً

    ويؤْتَى على شيبه الواخِطِ

    At times he sings to his drinking companions with it,

    and is fucked despite the grey streaking his hair.

  3. يُقضِّي بها الشيخُ أوطارَهُ

    برغم المعنِّفِ والساخِطِ

    With it the old man satisfies his desires,

    despite the rebuker and the indignant.

  4. ولم يهجُرِ الشيخُ لذَّاتِهِ

    ويجفُ المعاصي كالقانطِ

    And the old man has not abandoned his pleasures,

    nor shunned sins like one who despairs.

  5. له زوجة شرَّ ما زوجةٍ

    تلقَّطها شرُّ ما لاقطِ

    He has a wife, the very worst of wives,

    picked up by the very worst of pickers.

  6. مشهَّرةٌ لو مشى خَلْفَها

    نبيٌّ لَقيلَ له شارط

    So notorious that, if behind her walked

    a prophet, they would call him a constable.

  7. تُناك وقَرنانُها حاضرٌ

    بمنزلة الغائبِ الشاحِط

    She is fucked while her cuckold is present,

    as good as absent and far away.

  8. فإن غارَ قالتْ له نفسُهُ

    تغافلْ كأنكَ في واسط

    If he grows jealous, his own soul tells him:

    "Pretend not to notice, as though you were in Wasit."

  9. أخالدُ كم لك من صافعٍ

    وكم في سِبالكَ من ضارط

    O Khalid, how many a man slaps you,

    and how many fart into your moustache!

  10. وأنت صبورٌ لعضَّ الهوانِ

    كصبر البعير على الضاغط

    And you endure humiliation's bite

    as a camel endures its chafing sore.

  11. أذلَّكَ حُبُّك عُجرَ الفيا

    شِ يا ابنَ المَقاوِل من نَاعط

    Your love of knobby cocks has abased you,

    O son of the chieftains of Na'it.

  12. حلفتُ لئن لم تكن ساقطاً

    فما في البريّة من ساقط

    I swear: if you are not a lowlife,

    there is no lowlife in all creation.

  13. لئن لزَّك الجهلُ في عُقدةٍ

    من الشرِّ تأبى على الناشط

    If ignorance has thrust you into a knot

    of evil that defies anyone who would untie it,

  14. لكمْ أهلك الجهلُ من جاهلٍ

    وكم أوْرطَ الليلُ من خابطِ

    how many an ignorant man has ignorance destroyed,

    and how many a stumbling wanderer has night ensnared!

  15. ومثلك في النُّوك قد كادني

    فأصبح ذا عملٍ حابِطِ

    And one as stupid as you once plotted against me,

    only for all his efforts to come to nothing.