1. يا ذا الذي كُنيتُهُ كُنْيتي

    أما رعيتَ الودّ والخُلْطَهْ

    O you whose byname is the same as mine,

    had you no regard for affection and companionship?

  2. أشقيتَ سمعي بنُغاشيّةٍ

    عيَّارةٍ كَدَّاشةٍ مِلْطَهْ

    You tormented my ears with a stunted woman,

    a rogue, a scrounger, utterly shameless.

  3. إذا تغنَّت رحلت نِعمةٌ

    عن أهلها وانصرفتْ غِبطَهْ

    When she sings, blessing departs

    from its people, and happiness turns away.

  4. في الصوتِ منها أبداً بُحَّةٌ

    تُوهمني أن بها خَبْطه

    There is always a hoarseness in her voice

    that makes me think she has a touch of madness.

  5. نغْمتُها نغمةُ مزكومة

    قد جمعتْ في أنفها مَخْطه

    Her tone is that of a woman with a cold

    who has gathered a gob of snot in her nose.

  6. ما حقُّها عندي إذا أقبلتْ

    تَعْوي سوى قولي لها نَحْطه

    What is her due from me when she comes

    howling, but a grunt from me to her,

  7. وقفدةٍ تسجُدُ من وقعها

    ولطمةٍ في موضع النقْطه

    and a cuff on the nape that sends her prostrate,

    and a slap right where the dot lies?

  8. قاسيتُ منها ليلةً مُرّةً

    وخُطةً أيتما خُطه

    I endured a bitter night with her,

    and an ordeal—what an ordeal!

  9. قلتُ وخُبِّرْتُكَ واصلتَها

    حاشَ له من هذه الغلطهْ

    When told you had consorted with her, I said,

    "Far be it from him to make such a blunder!"

  10. ماذا يرى في وجه مَسْلولةٍ

    لا رفعَ اللَّهُ لها سَقْطهْ

    What can he see in a consumptive woman's face—

    may God never raise her from a fall!

  11. خضراء كالعقرب في صُفرةٍ

    نمشاءَ كالحيةِ في رُقطه

    Greenish, with the yellowness of a scorpion,

    freckled, with the speckling of a snake,

  12. قمعيِّةٍ ذاتِ فَمٍ واسعٍ

    يصبُو إليه من به ثَلْطهْ

    funnel-faced, with a gaping mouth

    that anyone with diarrhea yearns for.

  13. من يبلُهُ اللَّه بتقبيلِها

    أشبَّ ما كان يمُتْ عَبطه

    Whoever God afflicts with kissing her

    will drop dead, even in the prime of youth.

  14. في وجهها من أنفها روْشنٌ

    أما يراه صاحبُ الشُرطه

    Her nose is an oriel jutting from her face—

    does the chief of police not see it?

  15. أقسمت أن لو كان لي أنفُها

    قططتُ من خُرطُومِه قطّه

    I swore that if her nose were mine,

    I would cut a piece off its trunk.

  16. كأنما خلقتهما نِقمةٌ

    مُنزَلةٌ تقدِمُها سخطه

    As though their very form were a punishment

    sent down, with wrath going before it.

  17. قميئة الخَلق على أنها

    أعتقُ في الدنيا من الحِنطه

    Stunted in build, although she

    is older in this world than wheat.

  18. سِقطة سوءٍ أبداً تحتها

    سِقط لدى الغائطِ أو سِقْطه

    A vile wretch: always beneath her lies

    a miscarried fetus, male or female, when she defecates.

  19. نحيفة الجسم ولكنها

    تَهْوَى العنيفَ الجافيَ الضبطه

    Thin of body, and yet she

    craves the rough, coarse man with a powerful grip.

  20. واسعة الثُّقبين بغَّاءةٌ

    تُعجبها الدّسَّة والخَرْطَه

    Wide in both holes, a rampant whore,

    she delights in penetration and vigorous thrusting.

  21. إذا رأتْ فيشلةً ضخمةً

    خرَّت لها قائلة حِطّه

    When she sees a massive glans,

    she falls prostrate before it, saying, "Forgiveness!"

  22. كأنها من جُودِها باستها

    لكل أيرٍ في استها خِطَّهْ

    So generous is she with her arse, it is as though

    each cock has its own plot within her arse.

  23. تودُّ أن الأير في فَرْجها

    زادَ على قامتها بسطهْ

    She wishes the cock inside her cunt

    exceeded her own height in length.

  24. وتُسعِط النائكَ من إبطها

    بسعطةٍ يا نتنَها سَعْطَهْ

    And from her armpit she doses her fucker's nose

    with a dose of snuff—what a foul dose!

  25. ونكهةٍ تلذعُ أنف الفتى

    كأنها في أنفهِ شرطهْ

    And with breath that sears the young man's nose,

    as though it were a cut inside his nose.

  26. إن الذي يقوى على نَيكها

    يقوى إذا مات على الضغطهْ

    Indeed, whoever can endure fucking her

    can, when he dies, endure the grave's squeeze.

  27. من يَشتريها شرّ ما سلعةٍ

    من يشتريها بئسَتِ اللَّقطه

    Who will buy her? What a wretched commodity!

    Who will buy her? What a wretched find!

  28. هل زائدٌ فيها على فسوةٍ

    هل زائدٌ فيها على ضرطه

    Will anyone bid more for her than a silent fart?

    Will anyone bid more for her than a noisy fart?

  29. ستعلمُ البظراءُ أنْ قد هَوتْ

    في ورطةٍ أيَّتما ورطه

    The woman with the long clitoris will learn that she has fallen

    into a predicament—what a predicament!