أتَتْ من بريديِّنا فلتةٌ

أتَتْ من بريديِّنا فلتةٌ

فصكَّ بها الناس أقصى حجرْ

فصكَّ بها الناس أقصى حجرْ

An indiscretion came from our postal official;

A rumor came from our neighborhood

so people hurled it to the farthest stone.

So people chattered about it to the extreme

لئن شنع الناس في أمره

لئن شنع الناس في أمره

لذاك بتشنيعه في الخبرْ

لذاك بتشنيعه في الخبرْ

If people have indeed vilified him over his affair,

If people vilified his matter

that is because of his own slander in the news.

It was because of their vilification in the news

أبا حسن قد جرت عادةٌ

أبا حسن قد جرت عادةٌ

فحاذرْ وأعتِدْ عتاد الحذِر

فحاذرْ وأعتِدْ عتاد الحذِر

Abu Hasan, a custom has become established;

Abu Hassan, it has become a habit

so beware, and prepare the wary man's gear.

So beware, and be prepared to be cautious

ولا تَحضُر الدار في الحاضري

ولا تَحضُر الدار في الحاضري

ن إلا وأنت وثيق الثفَر

ن إلا وأنت وثيق الثفَر

And do not enter the house among those gathered

Do not attend gatherings right now

unless your crupper is securely fastened.

Except when you are fully armed

وأعفِ حِتارك واستبقِه

وأعفِ حِتارك واستبقِه

فقد وسعتْه ضِخامُ الكمر

فقد وسعتْه ضِخامُ الكمر

And spare your anal rim and preserve it;

Restrain your rage and outlast it

for huge penis-heads have already stretched it.

For your massive patience has expanded it