1. أبو سليمان لا تُرضَى طريقتُهُ

    لا في غناء ولا تعليم صبيانِ

    Abu Sulayman's manner wins no approval,

    neither in singing nor in teaching children.

  2. شيخٌ إذا عَلَّمَ الصِّبيان أفزعهم

    كأنه أمُّ صبيانٍ وغيلان

    An old man who frightens the children when he teaches them,

    as though he were Umm Sibyan and ghouls.

  3. وإن تغنَّي فسلحٌ جاء منبثقاً

    في لونِ خلقتِه من سَلحِ سكران

    And if he sings, it is shit gushing forth,

    in the hue of his complexion, from a drunkard's shit.

  4. له إذا جاوَب الطنبورَ محتفلاً

    صوتٌ بمصر وضربٌ في خراسان

    When he answers the tanbur with great ceremony,

    his voice is in Egypt and his strumming in Khurasan.

  5. عواء كلب على أوتارِ مندفةٍ

    في قُبحِ قردٍ وفي استكبار هامانِ

    A dog's howl upon a cotton-carding bow's strings,

    with a monkey's ugliness and Haman's arrogance.

  6. وتحسبُ العينُ فكّيه إذا اختلفا

    عند التنغم فكَّي بغلِ طحان

    And the eye takes his two jaws, when they move to and fro,

    as he sings, for the jaws of a miller's mule.

  7. لاحظْ لهازِمَهُ واضحكْ مُسارقةً

    فإنه عبرةٌ ما إن لها ثاني

    Watch his jowls, and laugh on the sly,

    for he is a cautionary spectacle without an equal.

  8. وأقذرُ الناس أسناناً وأطفَسُهم

    وأشبه الناسِ أخلاقاً بإنسان

    His teeth are the foulest of all, and he is the filthiest,

    and of all men, he is most like a human in character.

  9. عربيدةٌ صلفٌ بالنّقل منصرفٌ

    في كُمِّهِ أبداً آثار رُمّان

    A drunken brawler, arrogant, absorbed in drinking snacks;

    his sleeve always holds traces of pomegranates.

  10. واللوزُ لا فارقته لوزتا ورمٍ

    فشرطه منه عند الشَّرْب ريعان

    And almonds—may two almond-shaped swellings never leave him!—

    for when drinking he demands them at their freshest.

  11. نُقلٌ ونفلٌ إلى نبتٍ لهُ وضِرٍ

    كأنه منه في حانوت سمَّان

    Snacks and extras, along with his greasy beard—

    from all this, he seems to be in a fat-seller's shop.

  12. وإن سألنا ابنه ماذا أتاك به

    أبوك قال لنا إكرارُ حرمان

    And if we ask his son: What has he brought you—

    your father? He tells us: Repeated deprivation.

  13. هيهاتَ هيهاتَ ما من طامع أبدا

    في زادِ زُهْمانَ إلا بطنُ زُهمانِ

    Far from it, far from it! No one ever hopes

    for Zuhman's provisions except Zuhman's belly.

  14. وأضربُ الناس في قومٍ بجائحة

    شُؤماً وأكثر من عمرو بن دهمان

    And of all men, he strikes a people hardest with calamity,

    through ill luck—more so than Amr ibn Dahman.

  15. وإن رأى حيةً تهتزُّ في ركَبٍ

    هوى لها بعصا موسى بن عمران

    And if he sees a snake writhing in a pubic mound,

    he swoops upon it with the staff of Moses son of Imran.

  16. لا بل بكوَّةِ وثَّابٍ بكُوَّته

    بلّاعةٍ كل تنِّينٍ وثعبان

    No—rather with the hole of one who leaps with his hole,

    a hole that swallows every dragon and serpent.

  17. أبصرتُه ساجداً للأير مبتهلاً

    فقلتُ أعظمتَ كفراً بعد إيمانِ

    I saw him prostrate before the cock, praying fervently.

    So I said: You have committed monstrous unbelief after faith!

  18. فقال قد سجدتْ قبلي ملائكةٌ

    لمن سوى اللَّهِ دعوى ذاتَ برهانِ

    He said: Angels prostrated before I did

    to someone other than God—a claim backed by proof.

  19. فقلت ذاك أجلُّ الخلقِ كلهمُ

    أبوك آدم هل هذان سيان

    I said: That was the noblest of all creatures,

    your father Adam. Are these two alike?

  20. فقال آدمُ إنسانٌ وإن عظُمت

    زُلفاهُ والأيرُ أيضاً بعضُ إنسان

    He said: Adam is human, however great

    his favored rank; a cock, too, is part of a human.

  21. نهى الكتابُ عن الأوثان نعبدها

    وما الأيورُ إذا قامتْ بأوثان

    The Book forbids us to worship idols,

    but cocks, when erect, are not idols.

  22. ما جاء في الأير نهيٌ عن عبادتهِ

    لا في زَبورٍ ولا تنزيل فُرقان

    No prohibition against worshipping a cock has come,

    neither in the Psalms nor in the revelation of the Criterion.

  23. فامنح مَلامَك مَنْ صَلَّى إلى وثنٍ

    وامنع ملامك من صَلَّى لجرذان

    So give your blame to whoever prays toward an idol,

    and withhold your blame from whoever prays to rats.

  24. يا لهفَ نفسي ولهف الناس كُلِّهمُ

    على سليمانَ مُخزي كلِّ شيطان

    Oh, my grief, and the grief of everyone,

    for Solomon, who put every devil to shame!

  25. لو كان حياً لهاب الجنُّ سطوتَه

    وما تعاتوا عليه بعد إذعان

    Were he alive, the jinn would fear his might,

    and would not defy him after submitting.

  26. أبو سليمان شيطانٌ وكنيته

    أبو سليمان أَمْناً من سليمان

    Abu Sulayman is a devil, and his byname

    is Abu Sulayman, for safety from Solomon.

  27. خبَّرتُه أن رأس الأيرِ فيشلةٌ

    فقال كلا ولكن رأسُ خاقان

    I told him that the head of a cock is its glans,

    so he said: No, but rather Khaqan's head.

  28. إن يُشْقني اللَّه بعد المحسنينَ به

    فكم شقيتُ بحُسنٍ بعد بُستان

    If God makes me suffer through him, after the benefactors,

    then how often I have suffered through Husn after Bustan!