1. عجب الجاهلون أن أبصروهُ

    نَزَّه الناس في بساتين رأسِهْ

    The ignorant were amazed to see him

    taking people for strolls in the gardens of his head.

  2. كيف لو أبصروهُ وهو مُجدٌّ

    يُعمل الكف في مَصافع نفسه

    How much more if they saw him in earnest,

    putting his palm to work slapping himself!

  3. قلت للسائِليَّ عن غضبي كا

    ن عليه وعن قِلاي لعِرسِه

    I told those asking me about my anger, which was

    directed at him, and about my loathing of his wife:

  4. ضرطتْ عِرسُهُ على رأس أيري

    فتوهمتُ أن ذاك بِدَسِّه

    His wife farted on the head of my cock,

    so I imagined that was at his secret instigation.