1. رقابُ أَهلِ الحُلُوم مُعْتَبَدَهْ

    مقصودةٌ بالهوان مُعْتَمَدَهْ

    The necks of forbearing men are enslaved,

    targeted for humiliation, deliberately singled out.

  2. فادَّرعِ الجهل فوقهنّ ولا

    يُغفل حليمٌ من جهله عُدَدَهْ

    So armor those necks with recklessness, and let no

    forbearing man neglect the weapons of his own recklessness.

  3. وعامِل الجاهلَ السفيه بما

    يقيم من متن عوده أودَهْ

    Deal with the ignorant fool in whatever way

    straightens the bend in the shaft of his stick.

  4. من صَوْنك الحلمَ أن تدَّرِعَه ال

    جهلَ فظاهرْ من دونه زَرَدَهْ

    To guard forbearance, clothe it in the armor of

    recklessness; layer its chain mail in front of it.

  5. ولا يريبنّ ثعلبٌ أسداً

    إلا قَراه رَداه أو طردَهْ

    Let no fox trouble a lion

    unless the lion serves it death or drives it away.

  6. تالله ما يأمر السداد بأن

    أُسْلِمَ عودي لكلِّ من خضدَهْ

    By God, sound judgment does not bid me

    surrender my bough to everyone who lops it.

  7. أعتقتُ عَبدَيَّ في القريض معاً

    عبدةَ والفحلَ من بني عبَدَهْ

    I have freed both my slaves in poetry together—

    ʿAbda and al-Faḥl, of Banū ʿAbada—

  8. إنْ أنا لم أجزِ بالإِساءة من

    زاغ عن القصد أو أبَى رشدَهْ

    if I fail to repay with injury whoever

    strays from the right course or rejects his good sense.

  9. فقل لمن أُبرِق العذابَ له

    إن أنت لم تخش يومه فغدَهْ

    So tell the man before whom I flash punishment's lightning:

    'If you do not fear its day, then fear its morrow.'

  10. أستغفر الله من مخالصتي

    إخوانَ سوء أَدِقَّةً زَهَدَهْ

    I ask God's forgiveness for my sincere friendship

    with evil brethren, petty and worthless.

  11. عَمرْتُ دهراً أراهُمُ عُقَداً

    لنائبات الزمان مُعتَقَدَهْ

    I lived an age, regarding them as knots

    firmly tied against the calamities of time.

  12. ثم تبينتُ أنهم قُذُرٌ

    ليست لدى فَقْدها بمفتقَدَهْ

    Then I discovered they were filth,

    not missed when it was gone.

  13. أقسمتُ لا زلتُ هاجياً لهمُ

    ما التطم البحر قاذفاً زَبَدَهْ

    I swore never to cease satirizing them

    as long as the sea churns, casting its foam.

  14. ويل لمن نام عن مَراشده

    سينقضي ليْلُهُ وما رقدَهْ

    Woe to whoever sleeps heedless of his right courses:

    his night will pass without his having slept through it.

  15. لا يَلْحني جارمٌ سطوتُ به

    من زرع الشرَّ عامداً حصدَهْ

    Let no offender I strike reproach me:

    whoever deliberately sows evil reaps it.

  16. لستُ بباغٍ على المشاغب ذي ال

    بَغْي ولا عزّتي بمضطهدَهْ

    I am no aggressor against the quarrelsome man of

    aggression, nor is my dignity downtrodden.

  17. جعلتُ عدلَ القصاص مُلتَحدي

    فليَكن البَغْيُ ثَمَّ مُلْتحَدَهْ

    I have made just retribution my refuge;

    let aggression be his refuge there.

  18. كذاك إني خُلْقت ذا لَدَدٍ

    حتى أرى الخصْمَ تاركاً لددَهْ

    Thus was I created obstinate,

    until I see my adversary abandon his obstinacy.

  19. لا سيَّما من عَفْوتُ عنه فأطْ

    غَتْه أَناتي وهيَّجَتْ صَيدضهْ

    Especially one whom I pardoned, only for

    my patience to embolden him and inflame his pride.

  20. قلتُ لمن قال لي عرضْتُ على ال

    أخْفش ما قلتَه فما حَمدَهْ

    I said to the man who told me, 'I showed

    al-Akhfash what you said, and he did not praise it':

  21. قَصَّرتَ بالشعر حين تعرضه

    على مُبين العمى إذا انتقدَهْ

    You belittled poetry by presenting it

    to one who displays his blindness whenever he judges it.

  22. ما قال شعراً ولا رواه فلا

    ثَعْلَبَه كان لا ولا أسدَهْ

    He has composed no poetry, nor transmitted it, so

    he was neither its Thaʿlab—its fox—nor its lion.

  23. فإن يقل إنني رَوَيْتُ فكال

    دفْتَر جهلاً بكل ما اعتقدَهْ

    If he says, 'I have transmitted it,' he is like

    a notebook, ignorant of everything it holds.

  24. أرُمتَ زيني بأن تُعرِّضني

    لمدحه فالذليل من عَضَدَهْ

    Did you seek to adorn me by exposing me

    to his praise? Whoever he supports is abased.

  25. أم رمت شَيْني بأن تعرضني

    لثلبه فالسَّليم من قصدَهْ

    Or did you seek to blemish me by exposing me

    to his abuse? Whoever he targets is unharmed.

  26. أنشدته منطقي ليشهده

    فغاب عنه عَمىً وما شهدَهْ

    You recited my speech to him so he might witness it,

    but blindness kept him absent from it: he did not witness it.

  27. وقال قولاً بغير معرفةٍ

    إفكاً فما حلَّ إفكُهُ عُقَدَهْ

    And he spoke without knowledge,

    a falsehood; his falsehood did not unravel its knots.

  28. شعريَ شعرٌ إذا تأمَّله ال

    إنسان ذو الفهم والحجا عَبَدَهْ

    My poetry is verse which, when pondered by

    a man of understanding and reason, is worshiped.

  29. لكنه ليس منطقاً بعثَ ال

    لَهُ به آيةً لمن جحدَهْ

    But it is not speech sent by

    God as a sign to whoever denied it.

  30. ولا أنا المفهِم البهائَم وال

    طَيْرَ سليمانُ قاهرُ المردَهْ

    Nor am I the one who makes beasts and

    birds understand—Solomon, subduer of rebellious demons.

  31. ما بلغتْ بي الخطوب رتبةَ من

    تفهم عنه الكلاب والقردَهْ

    Misfortunes have not brought me to the rank of one

    whom dogs and monkeys understand.

  32. وحسب قردٍ أراه يحسدني

    أن يسْكنَ اللَّهُ قلبَه حسدَهْ

    Enough for the monkey I see envying me

    that God should lodge his envy in his heart.

  33. لا خفَّفَ اللَّهُ عنه من حسدي

    وزاده اللَّه فوقه كمدَهْ

    May God relieve him of none of his envy of me,

    and may God add anguish on top of it.

  34. ولا تزل صورتي إذا طلعت

    لناظريه قذاه بل رمدَهْ

    May my image never cease, whenever it appears

    before his eyes, to be his mote—rather, his inflammation.

  35. ما ضرَّ شعري أعابه سفهاً

    أم دسَّ في حُجر أمِّه وتَدَهْ

    What harm to my poetry, whether he faults it foolishly

    or thrusts his peg into his mother's lap?

  36. أُرْعدْتُ إرعادها مجبِّيةً

    إن لم أكثِّر من ابنها رِعَدَهْ

    May I be made to tremble as she trembles, bent over,

    if I do not multiply her son's tremors.

  37. يا عجباً منه والعجائبُ لا

    تنفد ما مد دهرنا مَدَدَهْ

    How astonishing he is! And wonders never

    run out so long as our age extends its span.

  38. أيغتدي ذا عمى وذا صمم

    من فَتَحَتْ كلُّ فَيْشَة سُدَدَهْ

    Does he rise blind and deaf—

    he whose blockages every cock has opened?

  39. لا رحم اللَّهُ أُمَّ أخْفَشكمْ

    ولا سقى قبر والد وَلَدَهْ

    May God have no mercy on the mother of your Akhfash,

    nor water the grave of the father who begot him.

  40. ماذا عليه وقد رأى ولداً

    أعور جَمَّ العُوار لو وأدَهْ

    What harm to him, having seen a child

    one-eyed and full of defects, if he had buried him alive?

  41. ما البنت أولى بذاك منه إذا

    هَزاهزُ النَّيْك هزهزتْ عَمَدَهْ

    A daughter deserves that no more than he, when

    the jolts of fucking shake his pillars.

  42. قبحاً لمختاره وصاحبه

    ومجتبيه فما رأى رَشَدَهْ

    Shame on whoever chooses him, and on his companion,

    and on whoever favors him: he has found no right course.

  43. يا عجباً من مُشَوَّهٍ نَطفٍ

    واجدُه في الورى كمن فَقَدهْ

    How astonishing, a misshapen, tainted man:

    one who finds him among humankind is like one who lost him.

  44. أسقطه الجهل والسَّفال فما

    يصلح إلا لكفِّ من قَفَدَهْ

    Ignorance and baseness brought him low, so he

    is fit only for the palm of whoever cuffs his nape.

  45. يخطِب حربي على تمردها

    لموعدٍ كان ظنُّه وعدَهْ

    He courts my war, despite its unruliness,

    for a meeting his own fancy promised him,

  46. مستمطراً عارضي صواعقه

    جهلاً وحيْناً ولم يُطِق بردَهْ

    soliciting thunderbolts from my rain-cloud,

    in ignorance, to his ruin, though he could not bear its hail.

  47. بُعداً لمن أَنذَر الدُخَانُ وقد

    أَوقد شَرِّي فما اتقى وَقَدَهْ

    Perdition to the man the smoke warned, who had

    kindled my malice yet did not avoid its blaze.

  48. يقدح في أثْلَتي وينحتُها

    من غير وتْرٍ علمته حَقَدَهْ

    He gouges into my tamarisk and whittles it down,

    with no grievance I knew him to resent.

  49. يَقفده معشرٌ ويشتمني

    وثأرُه في أصابع القَفَدَهْ

    A band cuffs his nape, and he reviles me,

    while his debt of vengeance lies in his cuffers' fingers.

  50. من حقه أن يكون مَصْفَعَةً

    أذلّ للصافعين من نَقدَهْ

    It is his due to be a butt for slaps,

    more abject before slappers than a small sheep.

  51. مُوَضَّعٌ يستكدُّ فقْحَتَهُ

    مُلتَمساً للبنين والحفدَهْ

    Debased, he works his anus to exhaustion,

    seeking sons and grandchildren.

  52. أقسمتُ لو أُولدَ الرجال لقد

    أُولد أَلفاً وحقَّ أن يلدَهْ

    I swore: if men could be made pregnant, he would indeed

    have conceived a thousand, and rightly ought to bear them.

  53. وليس يأَتي البنون من رحمِ ال

    فقحة إن ذاد عقلهُ فَنَدهْ

    But sons do not come from the womb of the

    anus—if his reason would only drive off his folly.

  54. وشرُّ عُضْوٍ يكون في رَجُلٍ

    مقْعَدة لا تزال مُقْتَعَدَهْ

    And the worst organ in a man

    is a backside forever ridden.

  55. أقول لما رأيتُ أخفشَكم

    يجيل في مُقْدِم الغلامِ يدَهْ

    I say, when I saw your Akhfash

    moving his hand about the boy's front:

  56. ماذا يُريغُ الضرير مجتهداً

    قالوا عَصَاهُ لنازلٍ جَهَدَهْ

    'What is the blind man striving so hard to find?'

    They said, 'His staff, for an affliction that exhausted him.'

  57. عصا من اللحم والعروق له

    يجسُّ تلميذُه بها كبدَهْ

    A staff of flesh and veins is his,

    with which his pupil probes his liver.

  58. مَسْكَنُها في حشا أبي حَسَنٍ

    لا أسكن الله روحه جسدَهْ

    Its dwelling is in the innards of Abū Ḥasan;

    may God not house his soul in his body.

  59. أسجدُ من هدهدٍ إذا برزت

    فيشةُ فحلٍ عظيمة العَكَدَهْ

    More given to prostration than a hoopoe when there appears

    a stud's cock, enormous at its base.

  60. ممن أبى الله أن ينفِّلَه

    أجراً وما إن يزال في السَّجَدَهْ

    He is one of those whom God refuses to grant

    a reward, though he is forever among the prostrate.

  61. لا يشتهي من مُهَفْهَفٍ جَيَداً

    بل يشتهي من عُجارمٍ جَيَدَهْ

    He does not desire a slender one's long neck,

    but desires a burly man's neck.

  62. ما زال لا يشتهي النواهد مذْ

    كان غلاماً ويشتهي النَّهدَهْ

    He has never desired budding-breasted girls, since

    he was a boy; he desires the massive member.

  63. سأسْمعُ الناس ذمّه أبداً

    ما سمع الله حمد من حمدَهْ

    I shall make people hear him reviled forever,

    as long as God hears the praise of those who praise Him.