1. زامرُنا لو شاءَ إكرامَنا

    كان ولو قُطِّع لم يَزْمُرِ

    Had our flutist wished to honor us,

    He would not have played, even if cut to pieces.

  2. باكَرَ بالناي فيا ليتَه

    باكرَ بالنّأيِ فلم يحضُرِ

    He came early with his flute—if only he

    Had hastened to keep away and never appeared!

  3. ومرّ في شتى أفانينِه

    فنحنُ شتّى عنه في المحْضَرِ

    And he ran through his many styles;

    So we scattered from him in the gathering,

  4. من رَخَمٍ يُطرِشُ آذانَنا

    وحازقٍ يقبضُ بالمنخر

    At vulture-cries that deafened our ears

    And farting that seized us by the nose.

  5. وبعد هذاك وذا ما ابتدا

    إلا وكلُّ قائلٍ مَنْ خَري

    And after this and that, he never began

    Without everyone saying, “Who shat?”