1. I looked upon this existence and found
None but deceivers, hypocrites, and tricksters

2. And a buffoon who attained heights through his idiocy
Having grown accustomed to striking his own nape and temples

3. And a people who sold their faith
For a pittance of this world, exceedingly avaricious

4. And a pretentious, affected, ignorant man
Who assumed arrogance in the guise of humility

5. And as for those few who follow Ahmed's Law
Sincere, vocal Muslims are very rare indeed