1. وَأَديبٍ لَهُ فَمٌ كُلَّ يَومٍ

    يَبلُغُ المَوزَ بِالقُشورِ صِحاحا

    And a man of letters whose mouth, each day,

    Reaches bananas whole, skins and all.

  2. يَشتَهي البَيضَ إِن رَآهُ وَلَكِن

    كُلَّما ذاقَهُ يَقِئُ مِحاحا

    He craves eggs if he sees them, and yet

    Whenever he tastes them, he vomits yolks.