يا نُحاة اِلزَموا الشكَك

يا نُحاة اِلزَموا الشكَك

ثُمَّ حلُّوا عنِ التّككْ

ثُمَّ حلُّوا عنِ التّككْ

O grammarians, cling to doubt,

O grammarians, insist on doubt

then undo the trouser-strings,

Then resolve your hesitations

وَاِكشِفوا عَن فِقاحِكم

وَاِكشِفوا عَن فِقاحِكم

قَد أَتَت لحية المَلكْ

قَد أَتَت لحية المَلكْ

and bare your assholes:

And reveal your eloquence

the king's beard has arrived—

For the king's beard has come

لِحية سرْمُ سِيبَوَيْه

لِحية سرْمُ سِيبَوَيْه

عَلَيها قَدِ اِنتَهكْ

عَلَيها قَدِ اِنتَهكْ

a beard that Sibawayh's arse

The beard of Sibawayh’s spear

has already defiled.

Upon which he was impaled