1. أَبا خالِدٍ دَعني وَزِنجِيَّ خالِدٍ

    وَقُل في فَتىً ما قَصَّ أَمراً وَلا سَدّا

    O Abu Khalid, leave me with Khalid's Zanj man,

    and speak of a youth who never settled a matter or set one right.

  2. تَبارَكَ مَن أَلقَيتُ وَجهي لِوَجهِهِ

    وَمَن خَلَقَ الخِنزيرَ وَالكَلبَ وَالقِردا

    Blessed is He before whose face I have bowed my own,

    and He who created the pig, the dog, and the monkey.

  3. فَشَتّانَ بَينَ العامِرِيِّ اِبنِ واقِدٍ

    وَبَينَ اِبنَةِ الزَيدِيِّ إِذ كامَها عَفدا

    So vast is the gulf between al-Amiri, son of Waqid,

    and al-Zaydi's daughter, when he fucked her with bounding thrusts!

  4. دَعا حَرَها وُدّاً لَها وَلِقَومِها

    وَلَم يَدعُ رَبُّ العامِرِيِّ لَنا وُدّا

    Her cunt called forth love for her and her people,

    but al-Amiri's lord called forth no love for us.

  5. سَأَترُكُ إِبراهيمَ إِذ خَبَتِ اِستُهُ

    وَلا خَيرَ في المَستوهِ حُرّاً وَلا عَبدا

    I shall leave Ibrahim, now that his arse has cooled;

    and there is no good in a buggered man, free or slave.

  6. لَحى اللَهُ إِبراهيمَ في ذي قَرابَةٍ

    وَمِن صاحِبٍ ما أَضعَفَ العَقلَ وَالعَقدا

    May God curse Ibrahim as a kinsman,

    and as a friend—how weak his mind and resolve!

  7. فَرِحتُ بِخُصَيَيهِ لِقَومي وَلَيتَهُ

    أَتانا خَصِيّاً مِن حَرٍ مَجَّهُ وَغدا

    I rejoiced in his two balls for my people's sake—and would that he

    had come to us a eunuch from the cunt that spat him out a wretch.